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joseline woke up and chose violence and chaos for aunt wendy

i fucks with this picture.
joseline whole aura >
i have soft spot for joseline hernandez.
she is one of the veterans of the “lhh” franchise i started (and ended) that show with.
you can count on joseline to be unapologetically herself.
on another side of the coin,
you can expect aunt wendy (williams) to be the same as well.
they are both alpha vixens who are who they are.

So you know when it was time for them to have a discussion,
it may come to verbal blows at some point.

apparently,
joseline woke up and chose violence and chaos yesterday.
Β  she appeared on “the wendy williams show” to promote her show,
joseline’s cararet miami” on zeus,
and well…

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i like when a man can bring the SLUT outta me (SLUT in all caps)

i am finally watching zack snyder’s “justice league“.
finally.
it’s only been like a few weeks since it released on hbo max,
but whatever.
i’ve shaken off my depression and i’m back baby.
so i’m into this shit even though i cannot remember the original version that was in theaters.
i’m trying to watch this movie,
but i had to pause it to record this for my ig stories…

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so i watched “mortal kombat” on hbo max and well…

i never knew i’d be turned on by metallic biceps.
ay yi yi.
everyone was excited about “mortal kombat” being released.
for many millennials like myself,
we grew up on that video game.
well,
ya’ll did.

I am a Street Fighter guy.

mortal kombat had too many damn buttons to remember shit.
back,
back,
front,
and forth,
while doing coding just to do a fatality.
i’m good.
i don’t know much about the lore,
but i know some of the main characters and well…
(heavy on the spoilers)

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amazon’s “them” nearly made me lose my entire mind tonight!!!!

i’ve watched some shit on tv and in movies that had my mind blown.
there were scenes that have disturbed my spirit,
but i watched a disney movie afterward to calm myself down.
i’ve been hearing folks talk about a show on amazon prime titled “them“.
i did peep the trailer a week before it came out and was excited to watch.

 

it gave me heavy “lovecraft country” vibes.
this show has been the talk of the social media forests,
either great reviews or terrible ones.
the foxholers warned me about this show when i asked about it on my ig stories.

“It’s black torture porn.”

foxhole…
and this comes with spoilers

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even though colton underwood is getting dragged, he came out on top? (netflix)

so this colton underwood story took a turn really quickly.
he did quite a lot in his “straight” life with his ex,
cassie randolph.
i mean he played the role quite well:

 

he was accused of stalking and being a real creep to her via “x us weekly“:

Underwood, 29, and Randolph, 25, began dating during season 23 of The Bachelor, which aired in 2019. They announced their split in May 2020, and she subsequently filed for a restraining order against him in September 2020, claiming that he put a tracking device on her car. He denied her allegations, and the restraining order was dropped in November 2020.

he has since apologized to cassie about his behavior.
Β this is the part that made me eye-roll about this whole thing…

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let’s get holy and sanctified with lil nas x today! (i feel this urgency for a christian mingle meet up)

i love when someone shakes shit up.
it hits the bottom of my spirit where antics are created.
there are those who don’t want to cause waves; others bring tidal waves.
lil nas x strikes me as that type.
from the time he was a nicki minaj stan until now,
he has generated all kinds of attention.
good or bad,
he knows what he is doing.
he came out with a video for his song “montero (call me by your name)” and…

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