i’ll take the united states of canada with a gulf of america special

I think this sequel is going to be a bomb.

our new president is back at it,
hungry for power and domination.

instead of building a wall to separate mexico from bad hombres
he put on his 2025 vision board a bold plan to redraw the map of north america

Turning Canada and Mexico into one sprawling American territory.
*Greenland and Panama added on because why not?

yes,
Foxhole,
our fearless leader is eyeing a continental takeover.
apple pie served with maple syrup and tacos on the side.

he’s selling it as a “win-win” for everyone,
promising prosperity and unity but he’s conveniently skipping over some pesky little details:

Sovereignty
Culture

“Who is paying for this?”
The voices of millions of people

what a time to have so many questions about this timeline.
is our new president coming back to rule with a full mental decline?
and if he gets his way with his manifestation…

Are you ready to welcome the merging of our neighbors into this grand American experiment?

lowkey: i guess we have moved on from the indians taking the jobs thing?
i wonder if there is push back,
will his foot soldiers storm the borders?

1 thought on “i’ll take the united states of canada with a gulf of america special

  1. 47 – He’s just a placeholder, he isn’t my president, mentioned he wouldn’t rule out using the military in taking the Panama Canal and Greenland, probably doing the same in renaming the Gulf of Mexico.
    47: “We’re taking back the Panama Canal”
    Panama: “Go to hell, you dumb fuck idiot!”

    47: "We're taking Greenland"
    Denmark, the owners of Greenland: "Who's this dumb fuck idiot! Kiss all our asses!"

    47: "We're renaming the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America."
    Mexico & Cuba: "Have you lost your friggin damn mind, you idiot!"

    47: "We're going to force tariffs on Canada and Mexico."
    Canada: "Fuck you! You stupid piece of shit!"
    Mexico: "¡Que te jodan! ¡Maldito pedazo de mierda!"

    He is making us a laughing stock in the world’s eye. And don’t get me started on Elon Musk and his machinations behind the scenes.

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