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silence is where your answers are.

when i have no direction,
The Universe literally takes the wheel for me.
I believe.

so i was laying in the dark earlier.
i’ve been fighting something trying to bring me down all day.
i had a nightmare last night that kick-started the bs.
on the positive,
i was randomly scrolling fandango and found 1 ticket for “endgame” later.
i should be happy about that,
but i wasn’t.
i made the mistake of scrolling through the big set up that is social media.
where everyone looks so perfect,
skin is poppin’,
outfits are red carpet ready.
here i was:
a slight food baby,
little gassy,
nd breaking out on my chin.
i’m probably over exaggerating with how i feel inside.
i don’t feel sexy,
a list,
or even wanted today.
so i randomly found myself on keith powers page.
he was in my explorer page.
i saw he posted a video with this caption:

this is the video

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he was unlucky enough to get a rabbit’s foot up his butt on easter

imagine…

Getting yo ass beat by one of those costumed characters in times square?

sidebar: why did i see “luigi”,
smoking a cigarette,
and texting on his phone in ts the other day?
i was like,
oh no..

anyway,
if you did,
i’d even suggesting cutting your hair and changing your name.
well,
the following easter bunny kicked this snow jackal’s tail over the weekend.

why?
he allegedly disrespected and spit on a black vixen.
she was already handling him,
but “thugs bunny” jumped in and well…
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the first male cheerleaders in the nfl are about to have their moment

everyone should have their moment.
i don’t know what your moment is,
but i hope you’re able to experience it.
the first male cheerleaders in the nfl,
quinton peron and napoleon ninnies,
 their moment is the superbowl over the weekend.
this is what quinton posted on his ig
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boris kodjoe wants you to know what he identifies as

imagine still being fine at 45 years old?
well that would be boris kodjoe.
nicole ari parker
is a lucky vixen.
foxhole…
soooooo i didn’t know boris was biracial.
i thought he had two black parents in germany.
i could just be tired from a long ass day so forgive me.
well boris announced today that regardless of being biracial,
he’s still a black male.
this is what he put on his ig
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the most wonderful day of the year? (merry christmas)

for those who are wrapped up in the spirit of christmas
for those who are having a un-happy holiday
hell,
those who don’t give a damn
i’d like to font

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i didn’t give you permission to look at me while i’m naked

i try not to be one of those conspiracy nuts.
you know the types.
the government is out to get them so they hate technology.
they’ll get a flip phone if they have to.
sooner or later,
they’ve moved to some cabin up in the mountains to stay “off the grid”.
eh.
if big brother wants to find you,
they’ll find you.
back in the day,
i was out with pose and her cousin was talking about laptop cameras.
she said she puts a bandage over her camera.
apparently,
people can hack into your laptop and access your camera.
they’ll watch you while you’re naked,
pretending you’re a pop star in your bedroom,
jackin off,
or even having sex.
it sorta scared me a little.
recently,
the subject of hacked cameras came up again within another conversation.
so i went to amazon and got to ordering.
the product just came today

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