can i font ya’ll that i love a:

“Chess and not Checkers type of muthafucka!”

in a forest were everyone has a big mouth,
and have to show everything for views and virals,
i like those who pop out and pull a fast one on pineapples.
it gives cinema.

“Oh you was thinking?
Oh well let me show you.”

all this time,
ya’ll had me thinking sports analyst vixen,
taylor rooks,
was dating jack from “x-twitter”.

and then allegedly,
it was jesse williams.
with that kind of penis jesse got,
i’d think about looking past all that baby mama drama he got going on.
ALL NOPES.
taylor decided to show us who she is really with and MARRIED over the weekend...

 

 

 

 

 

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not gonna hold you but i was expecting a white wolf like the others.
i love the comments tho:

“I didn’t know she was engaged!”
“Wait, what?”

her friends and family knew and that is how it should be.
all this time,
everyone was speculating other randoms and she had that fine ass wolf in the holster.
his name is shane fowler.
the barking is fonting that he isn’t even in sports and graduated law from harvard.
either way:

I fuckin’ love it.

issa rae pulled this shit too.
look at 98% of those who post who they are dealing with on social media.
it never ends well.

Someone just told me about a gay couple yesterday who allegedly got together in questionable circumstances,
but they watch their manz getting fucked by other males at sex parties.
Like,
why do people even know this information?

ugh.
i always thought she is a beautiful black vixen.

i know it must turn her manz ON knowing everyone wants her but she is his.
God,
i see what you do for others.
good luck to shane and her on their future together.

lowkey: i think the audience enjoys when people surprise you with their business nowadays.
posting every single detail like its a reality show is over.