can i font ya’ll that i love a:

“Chess and not Checkers type of muthafucka!”

in a forest were everyone has a big mouth,
and have to show everything for views and virals,
i like those who pop out and pull a fast one on pineapples.
it gives cinema.

“Oh you was thinking?
Oh well let me show you.”

all this time,
ya’ll had me thinking sports analyst vixen,
taylor rooks,
was dating jack from “x-twitter”.

and then allegedly,
it was jesse williams.
with that kind of penis jesse got,
i’d think about looking past all that baby mama drama he got going on.
ALL NOPES.
taylor decided to show us who she is really with and MARRIED over the weekend...

It’s interesting how the forests can be completely stunned by something,
yet all i’m really concerned about is what I’m going to have for lunch?

the latest scandal,
the red uncle files,
has people shocked and appalled again.
isn’t this like the 100th time i’ve written about something like this?
males who claim to be “straight”,
with wives and families,
yet somehow find themselves sneaking into dens of the gays and trans vixens.
here’s the 110%:

Many males aren’t happy in their marriages or with their kids.

some of them could avoid this unhappiness if they just stopped being,
well,
fuckin’ stupid.
a stripping vixen recently went viral on tiktok,
sharing that many married men confess they hate being married,
that they’re miserable in their roles as husbands and fathers…

i was hanging out with my straight wolves last night and nfl baller wolf,
travis hunter,
randomly came up.
oof.
one of the wolves said:

“We tried to warn him.
This fool would drop that chick to parties and sit in the car.
He is a simp.”

i had to google and yes Foxhole,
he did use to do that via akademiks:

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…then i remembered this is the one whose girlfriend allegedly ( x doesn’t really like him )!
oooooooh,
this is the one.

well he didn’t care because as soon as he got ( x drafted ),
and pulled in that $46.6 million,
including a $30.6 million signing bonus,
she became the wife QUICK.
he doesn’t need to sit in the car anymore because for her wedding present…

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.

has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?
get it?

anyway,
but seriously,
these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…

How do you grieve someone you weren’t supposed to love?

I knew he was married.

…he ended up blocking your Finsta on IG.

yikes.
a Foxholer slid into my DMs today with this spicy dilemma,
and it’s been simmering on my mind ever since.
first things first…