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UPDATE: you hurt me so i’m marrying your best friend

since he didn’t do ^his x right,
his alleged best friend did?.
so ^that gentleman,
by the name of marcus d johnson,
is the talk of the online forests today.
it involved his x and his best friend.
why?
well marcus allegedly explained why in a fb post…

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dl sex, suicidal thoughts, and the insane stupidity of it all

cheating.
what’s done in the dark will surely come into the light.
no matter how good you think you are,
you leave a trail of bread crumbs to follow.
when you’re a dl male cheating on his wife,
you’ve pretty much open up the court to not rule in your favor.
last week,
i was sick when the following story broke.
it was about an alleged dl pastor who was caught cheating…

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charles may have a secret (don’t they all?)

oh,
it’s going to babe…
so charles is definitely the hot ticket right now.

his salad tossing teaser video has reached 1 million views on facebook.
with this sudden burst of popularity comes a lot of sniffing around.
it’s only natural.
a foxholer sent me the following picture from charles alleged facebook…
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i can kinda see why faith evans would marry stevie j

who woulda thunk?
faith evans might be having some kind of crisis.
it’s either that,
or she is trying to be an attentionista like the rest.
so she tied the knot with a random stevie j.
i guess for their honey moon,
they both decided record and release some random music.
this is a snippet of the video for their upcoming single,
a minute“…

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safaree wants only one to share the wood with

safaree will go down as the wolf whose dick broke the internet.
i bet it’s broken some private parts too.
you remember how ( x big and thick ) that lumber was?
sheesh.
he’s the first leaked dick pic that ever had that success.
second goes to ray j,
but he was connected to kim so that kinda didn’t count.
well safaree only wants one vixen to chop that wood ever after with.
this is what he posted on his twitter
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Jordin Sparks Has Some Big News

i was shocked when i heard this news.
i won’t even lie to you.
so everyone knows jordin sparks was a virgin,
right?
or was she saving herself for marriage?
i remember she wore a purity ring and everything.
well jordin has a surprise for us.
that purity ring came off with her latest,
dana isaiah,
and well…
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