is this king still secretly married? #rerun

is a certain vintage king penis is still sharing his throne?…

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dante the body is about to be married and not to who you suspect

some of us are blessed with “something” that makes people talk.
others have to do the most to keep us talking.
dante johnson aka dante the body falls into one of those spaces.
people need to realize that bisexuals date/have sex vixens too.
we live in a world where people can like/love both.

Yes,
that male you see dating vixens can also like the menz too.
That doesn’t mean he is DL.

that means that he is a bisexual!

 

allegedly,
dante is an alleged bisexual and is about to be off the market

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steven beck is off the market permanently with no chance of restock

deep down inside,
we all want to be chosen.
we want to wake up next to the one rather than “the one right now”.
even the most thottish gay males want to settle down at one point.
we have had many discussions about steven beck.
i always thought he would remain a bachelor for all of his life.
it’s official via his ig press release

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colton underwood came, came again, and is off the market

the following was quick but i’m not surprised.
colton underwood was straight,
went gay,
and met his partner…

he is now married

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stop getting married for love and you’ll be all set?

i always said marriage is a business.
when you marry for love,
thats when it all goes down the drain.

When you get married,
you have to sign a contract.
When you divorce,
you gotta start splitting up assets and other fees (child support, alimony).

so you think you met the one,
ya’ll gonna live happily ever after,
and as soon as shit hits the fan

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david geffen and his billionaire peen is off the market

foxhole:

Do you know how many black (gay and straight) were following David Geffen on IG?

randomly,
i went to his ig and saw many of our favs following him.
you know my eyebrow went up.
they were trying to get that billionaire peen.
i would be too shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…
according to the forests,
david ended up choosing one and they got married over the weekend…

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