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disinfect the white house with all the *dettol once trump leaves

*dettol is a disinfectant i grew up with in barbados.
shit is powerful.

finally“.
that is what i said and my group chats said as well.
this transition from trump-to-biden was looking a little shifty,
but it seems that the end is finally near.
i was fully expecting to see chain locks on the white house doors.
it seems like the trump administration is finally admitting defeat

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wentworth miller wants to break out of the prison that is “playing straight guys in movies and tv”

i’ve never watched “prison break“,
but i know so many folks who were into it.
i know vixens were really into wentworth miller,
one of the main characters on the show,
even after finding out he is gay.
it seems that he is tired of playing “straight” especially on “prison break”…

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paul george gets down on his knees in the good way

 

you can tell when a wolf is really smitten with you.
i knew when wolves were into me by how their eyes lit up when i came around.
they always wanted their energy in my personal space too.
i remember writing about how nba baller wolf,
paul george,
was not ready to be a dad.
( x see all that past drama here )
it seemed he didn’t want anything to do with ex-stripper,
daniela rajic.
well i think after he hate-smashed her into two cubs,
the following was probably inevitable…

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(dear jamari fox) instagram has a message for me today

ya know,
i woke up this morning pretty low energy.
i was having anxiety attacks and throwing up.
i was starting to get really bothered by instagram disabling my account.
it wasn’t fair!
wasn’t fair,
i font!
i decided to rey and turn my mood around.
i took a shower and ate a good breakfast so i could be present for podcasting.
i brought my favorite pyrite crystal with me to my table.
in the middle of podcasting,
i got this email from ig…

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bobby lytes, from dade county, wants ya’ll to chill about that big ass meat he bagged

is this,
like,
law of attraction success story?
i feel like andre marhold and bobby lytes they would make a cute couple.

hell,
they’d make a better one than who andre was with before.
that one reeked of goats blood and human sacrifice.

so you guys have been a little annoyed with bobby for being all on andre.
bobby addressed all of your concerns on his ig story…
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i know campaign for penis when i see one (bobby lytes was trying to elect the penis of andre marhold?)

foxes…

Have you ever campaigned for penis?

you made sure you were in the vicinity of the said wolf so he knows you’re interested.
whether it was on social media,
or in public,
you subtly (or bodly) insert yourself where you know he would be.
it all leads to him inserting himself where your foxhole would be.
the look on your face once the elected official takes his position is one of great joy.
see?…


i was on the campaign trail for a wolf of interest recently,
but he was acting too bizarre for my taste.
it felt like he was campaigning for me tbh,
but something went left and…


ugh.
i feel like bobby lytes was on a full campaign mode for andre marhold‘s gigantic penis.
every time i peeped,
bobby was in the comments on IG making himself known.
he wasn’t low at all.
i guess it worked because andre was all over bobby this weekend.
andre was spotted down in south beach miami…

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