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tyler perry shows us what a midlife crisis looks like

tyler perry is single and ready to mingle.
vixens would be stupid to turn him down?
he is God-fearing,
working on his bawdy,
has a whole empire,
and did i mention paid?
he posted this on his ig stories and…

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so victoria monet debuts her baby faavah for the internet to see

Β all the whispering about who victoria monet’s baby faavah was on the money.
if the internet wants to find out something,
they most certainly will.
this is the reveal

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michael b. jordan needs us to pay for his onlyfans for a good cause

we live in a time where celebs and regular folks are becoming sex workers.

Imagine a fine dude you know in real life droppin’ an Onlyfans?
*sweats*

well unless some fire leaks and we be on it like white on rice.
i gotta say thank you to the rona tho.
she has really pushed these folks to do whatever we say for money.
they worked out heavy for our pornographic pleasure.
it seems the sexiest wolf of 2020,
michael b jordan,
is putting his bid in to join onlyfans

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disinfect the white house with all the *dettol once trump leaves

*dettol is a disinfectant i grew up with in barbados.
shit is powerful.

finally“.
that is what i said and my group chats said as well.
this transition from trump-to-biden was looking a little shifty,
but it seems that the end is finally near.
i was fully expecting to see chain locks on the white house doors.
it seems like the trump administration is finally admitting defeat

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wentworth miller wants to break out of the prison that is “playing straight guys in movies and tv”

i’ve never watched “prison break“,
but i know so many folks who were into it.
i know vixens were really into wentworth miller,
one of the main characters on the show,
even after finding out he is gay.
it seems that he is tired of playing “straight” especially on “prison break”…

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paul george gets down on his knees in the good way

 

you can tell when a wolf is really smitten with you.
i knew when wolves were into me by how their eyes lit up when i came around.
they always wanted their energy in my personal space too.
i remember writing about how nba baller wolf,
paul george,
was not ready to be a dad.
( x see all that past drama here )
it seemed he didn’t want anything to do with ex-stripper,
daniela rajic.
well i think after he hate-smashed her into two cubs,
the following was probably inevitable…

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