taylor rooks said lemme pop out and show n!99@s my ring

can i font ya’ll that i love a:

“Chess and not Checkers type of muthafucka!”

in a forest were everyone has a big mouth,
and have to show everything for views and virals,
i like those who pop out and pull a fast one on pineapples.
it gives cinema.

“Oh you was thinking?
Oh well let me show you.”

all this time,
ya’ll had me thinking sports analyst vixen,
taylor rooks,
was dating jack from “x-twitter”.

and then allegedly,
it was jesse williams.
with that kind of penis jesse got,
i’d think about looking past all that baby mama drama he got going on.
ALL NOPES.
taylor decided to show us who she is really with and MARRIED over the weekend...

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When You Try To Rob Luke Cage (and a Ton of Surprises Unfold)

momiswhorepizza

nothing better than a surprise.
whether it’s a package,
a promotion,
or a sexy wolf behind a jack’d profile.
nothing beats a surprise.
these robber jackals were in for a good surprise as well.
they ordered a pizza in hopes of robbing who was delivering the pizza.
what they got was even better.
an f-bi sent me this story via the washington post…
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