Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

when two jamaican males get together and one doesn’t make it out alive

i’ve always been told that caribbean males are a little crazy.
i’m from barbados and i can attest to being a smidge of crazy.
the running joke has always been:

Some Jamaican males are mad as a shad!

…which means some of them can take the whole cake of crazy.
i’ve heard the sex can be bomb af,
especially for americans who are not used to all that hip rotating,
but they can be crazy and will make you crazy in the process.
add on being gay and i’m sure that is a whole rollercoaster ride to the pits of hell.
the following is about two gay jamaican males,
but rupert brown:

ended up dying at the hands of his partner’s crazy up in canada…
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Posted in THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Chris Brown Gets “No Entry”

tumblr_nk9c6cPrCM1rirxvyo1_1280see what i did there with the title and the picture?
*insert devil emoji*
its been a week of all “chris brown” ‘rything.
its been great for my line of business.
anyway it looks like all of the canadian foxhole will miss out.
chris has been denied entry up north.
this is what he tweeted before deleted
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Posted in WOW

Would You Let Him Have Your Body Parts?

luka-rocco-magnotta-capturednaw he will take it
everyone meet luke rocco magnota aka “canadian cannibal”.
this strapping young snow wolf was a porn star.
not in any i’ve ever watched,
but he did a few low budet foXXXs for his “career”.
well he has a fetish for body parts.
i mean any porn actor does,
right?
well his fetish is a tad…
different.

sadly his ex boyfriend learned just how much he liked them…
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Posted in HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

2 Bust or not 2 Bust, That is the Question?

2bustswho would have thought in a million years,
baller wolves tim tebow and vince young,
would be struggling to find a team?
as you know tim has been cut three times since being drafted.
vince was just banished and left for dead.
is there a #comeback in the cards for these two?
or are they just busts?
well who knows really.
tim has charisma,
his virginity,
the bible,
and most of all – white.
vince went and got his degree in applied learning and development.
good for him for getting that plan b.
whatever the outcome is,
the foxhole wishes them the bust… er, the best!

x read about tim’s bust
x read about vince’s bust

Posted in LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER

LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: (72)

schlbell

i remember seeing the following wolf in this scene:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFI9qhD0Iew]

turned me on so crazy.
i would have smashed that night too.
would you…?

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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET TURN YO TV ON X MARKS THE FOX

The L.A. Complex Is Now An Abandoned Building

well that was fun while it lasted.
i am glad i got to enjoy kaldrick/tariq/obama lawyer’s story line.
i can’t tell you anything about the other characters…

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