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Chris Brown Gets “No Entry”

tumblr_nk9c6cPrCM1rirxvyo1_1280see what i did there with the title and the picture?
*insert devil emoji*
its been a week of all “chris brown” ‘rything.
its been great for my line of business.
anyway it looks like all of the canadian foxhole will miss out.
chris has been denied entry up north.
this is what he tweeted before deleted
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Would You Let Him Have Your Body Parts?

luka-rocco-magnotta-capturednaw he will take it
everyone meet luke rocco magnota aka “canadian cannibal”.
this strapping young snow wolf was a porn star.
not in any i’ve ever watched,
but he did a few low budet foXXXs for his “career”.
well he has a fetish for body parts.
i mean any porn actor does,
right?
well his fetish is a tad…
different.

sadly his ex boyfriend learned just how much he liked them…
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2 Bust or not 2 Bust, That is the Question?

2bustswho would have thought in a million years,
baller wolves tim tebow and vince young,
would be struggling to find a team?
as you know tim has been cut three times since being drafted.
vince was just banished and left for dead.
is there a #comeback in the cards for these two?
or are they just busts?
well who knows really.
tim has charisma,
his virginity,
the bible,
and most of all – white.
vince went and got his degree in applied learning and development.
good for him for getting that plan b.
whatever the outcome is,
the foxhole wishes them the bust… er, the best!

x read about tim’s bust
x read about vince’s bust

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LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: (72)

schlbell

i remember seeing the following wolf in this scene:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFI9qhD0Iew]

turned me on so crazy.
i would have smashed that night too.
would you…?

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The L.A. Complex Is Now An Abandoned Building

well that was fun while it lasted.
i am glad i got to enjoy kaldrick/tariq/obama lawyer’s story line.
i can’t tell you anything about the other characters…

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Posted in POINT. AIM. BALLER CUM SHOTS.

“Hi, How Are You? Yes, It’s Nice To Meet Me.”

it’s like you personally want him to keep your headboard broken

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