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iphone cords and the bankhead bounce: the side effects of the jab from dominique de silva?

i’m gonna drag this attentionista this morning.
she got me feeling TIGHT.
i feel like the internet loves a good liar.
we make “influencers” out of liars.
the internet loves everything we see and choose to believe.
we have to be careful what we consume on this internet.
so many people out here are posting shit and we believe it upon first glance.
^that she-jackal,
whose name is dominique de silva (who goes by @queencitydom) from charlotte,
had me shook from taking the vaccine.
i saw this video right before i got jabbed:

…and had to be talked down from off the roof by my friends.
even tho i was shooketh,
i still ended up getting it but was paranoid af with the “what if?” questions.
so according to “toofab”,
this young karen was allegedly lying about the whole thing.
so much so,
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according to shaggy, the gays are only committing hate crimes against each other in jamaica

i think some jamaican males can be sexy,
but they are a lot to deal with.
they do come with a lot and can have you here down bad.
i’ve heard the meats can be chef’s kiss,
but you might have to throw away the rest of the human.
one raging stereotype about jamaicans males:

They be homophobic af

sometimes they’ll be homophobic af,
but will still be trying to fuck the shit outta you.

reggae artist,
shaggy,
wanted to let us know that in jamaica,
the COUNTRY OF JAMAICA,

that it isn’t the straight jamaican males that are committing hate crimes.
it’s actually “gay on gay” crimes of passion…

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i’m a little confused with mr. bolden side of the story in regards to #jaynitesmashedme

you know what’s weird?
i was telling one of my foxholers i already saw the video with mr. bolden and jaynite years ago.
this has to be around the time tumblr was poppin’.
one of the foxholers hit me with:

“Did you see the video of Mr. Bolden bottoming for Jaynite?
Jay turns out all the tops…”

…or something to that effect.
i saw the video and i thought it was pretty boring tbh.
you could tell mr. bolden really wasn’t into it.
the energy wasn’t sexy.
they even showed me what jaynite really looked like.
listen the foxhole be like the f-bi,
ya heard.
well,
there was some drama with the video resurfacing a few days ago.
mr. bolden defended himself,
but i have an issue with his statement…

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baby, lets have a threesome with you and jack frost (i like when he nips at my butt cheeks)

foxhole,
i’ve been pushed into using “instacart“.
everyone i know was urging me to use the service months ago,
but i was very “eh” on it.
i’m at the point of no return when it comes to ordering groceries now.
since it’s been brick city,
i barely want to leave my crib.
apparently,
ya’ll be leaving ya’ll’s warm homes and beds to go fuck in the snow

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is young buck the alleged reason a trans vixen’s booty got fat?

trans vixens will always let you know they’re real vixens,
but they still out males who sleep with them for being “gay”.
i’m often confused when i hear these stories.
anyhoo,
there comes a point in your life when it’s time to say:

“I keep getting caught up and it’s with the same scenario.
It might be time for me to live my truth.”

living one’s truth doesn’t mean it’s some declaration on social media.
it simply means:

“I like what I like and I have no insecurities about it.”

is it time for young buck to alleged live his truth?
he keeps allegedly getting caught up with trans vixens and they keep outing him.
he had an interview on “vladtv” denying being involved with any trans vixens in the past:

and the survey says

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even anthony davis is with the lakers, he’s with the clippers too

there are just some things that you know your parents taught you better.
you do something off and it’s like you could hear them behind you like:

“BOY?!”

nba baller wolf,
anthony davis,
should have heard his parents from wherever they are.
he decided to do this at the bench before his game on friday…

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