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the trans vixen came like a tank for durrell babbs

tank.
tank.
tank.
you know i lust me some durrell babbs aka tank.
so in responding to mailk yoba’s “breakfast club” interview,
where malik spoke about his love for trans-vixens,
tank found himself allegedly getting exposed in the process.
he fonted this:

i didn’t take it in a negative tone.
well trans vixen,
shauna brooks,
did.
this is what she responded courtesy of “nique and nite“…

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making the video: britney spears addressing rumors

what…
the hell..
is going on with britney spears?
i feel like i’m always asking this question.
i miss this britney:

she had life in her eyes and her lips didn’t protrude.
so she decided to address all the recent “#freebritney” rumors.
she put this on her instagram

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why did they have anchors on their feet for janet?

soooooooo…
okay,
i’m confused.
well about 2 things actually:

1why was janet performing on the “tom joyner foundation fantastic voyage” cruise over the weekend?
kinda beneath her.

2 why were people just…
standing around?

i saw these videos on twitter and ig
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was jussie smollett trying to win best actor in a polar vortex?

ya’ll just mean in the forests of la.
apparently,
some of ya’ll have replaced posters to mock jussie smollett.
i mean bringing “black panther” into this debacle:

i can’t.
so this story gets more allegedly twisted as reports start to come out.
allegedly,
before the incident,
jussie rehearsed the entire thing with the mandingo warrior wolves.
this is what “tmz” had to report…
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pleasure p takes issue with ya’ll making jokes about bow wow

i saw this nonsense today and i made sure i addressed this trash.
so pleasure p,
of pretty ricky/reality star fame,
had an opinion to share about bow wow today.

this is what he had to font on his ig:

that part about chris brown made me side eye him hard.
he said we are “glorifying the vixen” who attacked him.
you know who the vixen is.
 i’m sorry,
but this was chris brown’s alleged face after the incident…
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so the white man’s sperm went into the white lady and a black baby was born…

foxhole…
i just…
i mean…
okay.
so let’s get right into it.
^those two up there,
martina big and michael eurwen from germany,
are white but identify as black.
i guess this is the “transracial” thing that rachel dolezal is suffering from.
well these two claim that their future offspring will be black.
yup.
a foxholer sent me the story via “daily mail”
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