most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.
honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.
many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:
– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…
Armand Grey pic.twitter.com/Wks8PaJ8OE
— nao (@HOTSOMMARNIGHTS) July 15, 2020
white males say the weirdest shit when they be dirty talking.
that reminds me of being a teenager and cyber sexin’ with randoms online.
“Do you love this fat donkey cock?”
“Tell me you’re my little nasty slut.”
one thing about armie…
He don’t give AF
his alleged ig following list included many fetish sites that is he into.
he kinda showed us how good he is with ropes in this past interview ( @4:00 ):
his ex wife,
allegedly would jump in his dms to confront his virtual side hoes.
it seems like he has a “madonna/hoe” complex.
he made love to his wife; he fucked the shit out his hoes.
this is what he said in “playboy” in 2013:
“I liked the grabbing of the neck and the hair and all that,” Armie said, while also revealing that he and his wife went to a porn shop on their first date. “But then you get married and your sexual appetites change. And I mean that for the better — it’s not like I’m suffering in any way.
“But you can’t really pull your wife’s hair. It gets to a point where you say, ‘I respect you too much to do these things that I kind of want to do.'”
most males think like this too.
he’s bold af to be a prominent actor and not try to appear like “the family man”.
i think he might have some deeper issues tho.
this video of his son sucking his toes is very bizarre.
i think for stuff like this,
if you really don’t gaf,
you should have a burner.
don’t do shit from your real pages that friends,
and family members are on.
you can create the burner and follow,
and fuck to your hearts content.
imagine getting followed by:
…and it being a baller wolf?
i’m sure we wouldn’t believe it was them until further proof,
but the possibility is there.
lowkey: his name always sounds like baking soda to me.