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andrew gillum has something to say about kamala harris

andrew gillum is dipping another toe in the water.
he is slowly making sure he keeps his name out here.
he wished obama a happy birthday:

and now he has something to say about kamala harris on his ig…
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foxhole, britney wants you to know it’s not a rose! it’s soap! (it’s just soap)

this looks like the real britney spears.
depending on who you speak to,
they’d tell you that this:

…is a designer imposter.
it’s no surprise that britney has been off for a while now.
i saw a recent video that had me put my hand to my mouth.
it was her in the tub letting us know a rose really wasn’t a rose
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andrew gillum has a question he needs answered before his birthday

like many of us,
we are pretty bored during the new normal that is “the rona”.
andrew gillum is taking this time to come back stronger.
it seems he is easing his toes back into the spotlight slowly.
as you know,
( x he did this video to update us ).
well he wants to ask us a “what should he do?” question on his main feed…
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jxdahparker said he isn’t bi because he doesn’t like his own dick

“I’m not gay/bi.”

that’s it.
it doesn’t need the rah rah.
it’s a simple sentence in your most respectful straight.
you can always tell who is bothered by how they react to being hit on by the same sex.
i mean if males trying to get at you too,
that should let you know you sexy sexy.
it’s usually not the “big bubba/jail rape” situation that is played out in nightmares.
so i saw a tweet that screamed “bothered“.
someone asked ig user @jxdahparker if he was bi on his ig stories.
he responded with this

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andrew gillum gives us a word for 11:11

many people don’t realize drug and alcohol abuse is a band-aid.
it’s often used as a cover for depression or other mental health issues.
i always question when someone can’t function without getting high or drunk.
there is always “something” behind it all.
sometimes,
folks use it to help quiet the sounds of the sexuality that their questioning.
andrew gillum,
the former shamed mayor of tallahassee,
had a lot to admit in a recent video he uploaded on his instagram.
we talked about his past alleged antics ( x here ).
well he had an 11:11 minute update for us

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hit me under your burner account so we can creep on the low (kitten)

most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.

honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.

shrug

i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.


many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:

– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats

– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing

acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…

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