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hit me under your burner account so we can creep on the low (kitten)

most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.

honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.

shrug

i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.


many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:

– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats

– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing

acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…

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that might be a “blue check” following you

ever so often,
you’ll get followed by a random account.
when you go to their account,
it’s usually got a few things going on the account…
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