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ya’ll are convinced that august alsina is reupholstering jada’s walls


this feels like a:

“Whats understood doesn’t need to be explained”

…type of scenario.
so everyone knows august alsina and jada pinkett smith are close.
some of ya’ll think they’re too close as in:

it didn’t help that he left the following for her birthday on his ig…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

“Some of The Straights Treat Gays Like The White Folks Treat Them”

that headline was something i read today.
it’s true.
no matter how masculine you are,
or how much you look like an extra in “300”,
it is what it is.
rapping hyena,
nipsey hussle,
allegedly seems to think so.
he posted a picture of some cubs on his ig and had an interesting status.
this is whathe posted…
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The “Weird AF”-ness That Is Cam Newton

can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message
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George Hill Ain’t The One For The Gay Slander

which one of ya’ll pissed georgie off?
one thing about my favorite vix-bi,
when she brings me a story,
she gives me the full details on details.
when steven beck gets nasty comments on his ig,
he simply ignores and deletes them.
like other attentionistos,
you can get george hill riled up pretty quickly.
so when he posted his picture with beck and himself,
it brought out some negativity.
george decided to screen shot and clapback for us to see…
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When The Alleged DL Wolf Likes Your Picture On IG

screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-8-54-02-pmsometimes it just happens,
ya know?
you get trapped in the black hole of liking pictures of ig.
you end up coming across one that you liked on the low,
but didn’t realize everyone could see what you did.
well that allegedly happened to justin combs.
he may have liked the picture of…
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So Ya’ll Shut Marvin Bienaime IG Down? (F-Bi?)

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uhhhhh…
so i decided to check marvin biename ig annnnndddddd…
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