most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.

honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
shrug

i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.

many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:

– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing

acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…

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steph curry and ayesha curry look like lowkey freaks.
don’t let the bland facade fool you.
they look like they get it in once the bedroom door is closed.
they wanted to show us how sexy they can get.
this picture that was recently posted of them on vacation tho…

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demetrius jenkins has layers to his scandals.
 i enjoy him.
it’s like one thing happens and it reveals a ton of other shit.
he doesn’t realize folks are watching and analyzing when he does his ig lives.
one of my foxholers sent in a foxmail with some alleged information.
i font “alleged” because i can’t confirm or deny,
but i’ll leave it up to you.
this is what they had to send me to piggy back off the other entry…

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so by this time next week,
ig will have taken away “likes“.
“likes”,
for those who aren’t on ig,
is the little heart you press if you “like” the picture.
for some,
getting likes was their whole self esteem.
i’ve seen folks erase a pic and then re-post because they didn’t get a lot of likes.
personally…

I think it’s a great idea

put up good content instead of flexing for the gram.
realistically,
we will still be able to see “likes” bts.
it’s that the public won’t be able to see it.
i read it will allegedly look something like this:

…for the public.
other countries have taken likes away and they’ve adjusted to the change.
cardi b thinks ig should go a step further and take away the comment section.
this is what she had to say on her ig…

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“once upon a time,
in a social media far away,
a ig entry was made and it had most of the community in dismay…”

i respect honesty.
if you aren’t comfortable being around gays,
i’d respect anyone if they were honest.
honest without being ignorant.
in most disney flicks,
the prince and princess always kiss to seal their love.
according to masika kalysha,
one of the randoms on the “love and hiphop” seroes,
she doesn’t like how progressive disney has become.
she had an opinion and well… Continue reading “disney: stop promoting sexuality in your movies, please and thank you” →

this feels like a:

“Whats understood doesn’t need to be explained”

…type of scenario.
so everyone knows august alsina and jada pinkett smith are close.
some of ya’ll think they’re too close as in:

it didn’t help that he left the following for her birthday on his ig…
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