ya know,
i woke up this morning pretty low energy.
i was having anxiety attacks and throwing up.
i was starting to get really bothered by instagram disabling my account.
it wasn’t fair!
wasn’t fair,
i font!
i decided to rey and turn my mood around.
i took a shower and ate a good breakfast so i could be present for podcasting.
i brought my favorite pyrite crystal with me to my table.
in the middle of podcasting,
i got this email from ig…

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i’m always confused at the confused,
especially when it comes to attentionistos on ig.
like,
you are out here selling sex and tiptoeing with sexuality,
but upset when people respond with overt sexual comments.

Is it because it’s males doing it?

that’s the only reason i could see.
niz aka nizar eibitar aka @its_niz_the_kid fed up with some of you all.
he asked a simple question on his IG…

and ya’ll go and do this…

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i don’t understand the ig algorithm at all.
sometimes i think i’ve cracked the code,
but then i’m thrown for a loop of confusion.
i don’t know if you’ve noticed…

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most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.

honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
shrug

i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.

many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:

– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing

acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…

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steph curry and ayesha curry look like lowkey freaks.
don’t let the bland facade fool you.
they look like they get it in once the bedroom door is closed.
they wanted to show us how sexy they can get.
this picture that was recently posted of them on vacation tho…

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demetrius jenkins has layers to his scandals.
 i enjoy him.
it’s like one thing happens and it reveals a ton of other shit.
he doesn’t realize folks are watching and analyzing when he does his ig lives.
one of my foxholers sent in a foxmail with some alleged information.
i font “alleged” because i can’t confirm or deny,
but i’ll leave it up to you.
this is what they had to send me to piggy back off the other entry…

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