meet your new @_________.
i always knew you had good taste.
well you both met on jack’d by accident.
he hit you up on some ol, “was sup”.
you replied, “nada”.
he opened his picture and you nearly fainted.
i’m sure he did the same as well.
ya’ll agree to meet up to see if it’s really real.
well on some “new-new” shit,
you both actually got to know each other.
of course you would have smashed,
but you wanted to try something new.
well at the end of the nite,
you both agree it to meet again soon.
well why “come” later on you go on jack’d and he is still online?
hell why did you go back on?
welcome to the new dating.
or “damn do you have dick adhd”?
sure you may meet a good person (out of all the hoes) on a phone site,
but are we programmed now to always be available?
i had to wonder…
Have phone “locate my ass” apps ruined dating?
couple years ago we could meet someone on our computers.
sign on bgc,
or whatever to try our hand at dating.
remember being pissed when you saw his ass online after you seen him?
nowadays our cell phones act like beacons for pipe/bussy.
dick in the cloud.
it’s so bad that we can threesome from our phone to our tablet.
just in case we don’t miss a message.
potentials at the train station,
or the church pew.
made no sense i went to the movies and the 75% of the cinema was on jack’d.
all trying to smash.
has this easy accessibility now effected quality?
even after you successfully snagged a boyfriend,
he could STILL be signed on “bussyinthebush”…
ya know just in case.
the new way to be found.
put a pin on your location and there is meat all around.
on one side,
it lets you know that potentials are everywhere.
gay men + sex + easy sex + around the corner = we in there like swimwear.
what about those who just want to chill?
on some meet and greet type shit?
one of the reasons i couldn’t do jack’d.
everyone just wanted to smash.
i’m not beyond smashin but gatdamn.
sometimes i get bored and want to sign up again,
but its the same story over and over.
so when it comes to “dating in the cloud”…