when you’re having sex so loud, your neighbors have no choice but to listen

i remember that one time i was supposed to go live in florida with my uncle after my mother died.
i drove,
by myself,
all the way down to miami to start a new life.
needless to say,
that didn’t work out.
after driving for hours,
i stayed in a hotel down in south carolina.
it was called “south of the border“.
the only reason i stayed is that there was a big ass ferris wheel at the entrance.
that night,
whoever stayed in the room next to me was getting turnt tf out.
the walls were so thin that i heard the whole sex session from my room.
as much as it turned me on,
it annoyed tf outta me because i had to be on the road early the next morning.
she was OD on the moaning,
but the wolf was cute so i can see why she was moaning her head off.
i had to see what he looked like the next morning at check out.
so i saw this on twitter tonight…

…and as funny as it is,
it is really inconsiderate.
nothing is worse than your neighbors thinking they own the joint.
imagine living under loud ass kids,
random ass “bangs” and “booms“,
the dreaded “party on a weeknight“,
and now the loud sex on a cheap bed.
i’m not saying you can’t fuck and let loose,
because i’ve had loud sex,
but when it sounds like someone is getting murdered at 3am

out of control.
i’m glad the walls of my building literally soundproof.
i can’t hear shit and they can’t hear me,
but if they weren’t,
i’d be respectful enough to keep it down.

lowkey: i bet the inconsiderate college roommates are the worst.

Author: jamari fox

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9 thoughts on “when you’re having sex so loud, your neighbors have no choice but to listen”

  1. This is so funny cause a wolf was legit pounding the life out of me last night! I have a horrible squeaky king sized bed we were so loud I stopped & put a pillow behind the bed frame! Like 5 minutes in the pillow fell & my link was like “fuck it” the neighbors gonna have to hear this 😂😂😂

  2. I’ve lived like that. The dude was fine, slim, and high yellow. I was upset I couldn’t join.

    Now, had it been unattractive people, I would post a note like that and complain to management.

  3. Jamari, how did you find a soundproof apartment complex? I’m so tired of these thin ass walls and hearing folks everywhere.

    1. ^ honestly,
      it’s how the building is.
      i think it’s because it’s made from stone and they packed that shit on.
      i don’t ever hear my neighbors unless their music is blasting and even then,
      it’s only in one room.

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