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when you’re having sex so loud, your neighbors have no choice but to listen

i remember that one time i was supposed to go live in florida with my uncle after my mother died.
i drove,
by myself,
all the way down to miami to start a new life.
needless to say,
that didn’t work out.
anyway,
after driving for hours,
i stayed in a hotel down in south carolina.
it was called “south of the border“.
the only reason i stayed is that there was a big ass ferris wheel at the entrance.
that night,
whoever stayed in the room next to me was getting turnt tf out.
the walls were so thin that i heard the whole sex session from my room.
as much as it turned me on,
it annoyed tf outta me because i had to be on the road early the next morning.
she was OD on the moaning,
but the wolf was cute so i can see why she was moaning her head off.
i had to see what he looked like the next morning at check out.
so i saw this on twitter tonight…

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@saybryant wants the foxhole and haters to get off his dick for liking what he likes

types.
on social media,
where bawdy parts on full display,
it’s easy to get caught up in your fantasies.
in real life,
i’ve always fucked heavy with vibes.
the best sex i’ve ever had was a fantasy wolf,
but i met him on a chat site for a dick appointment purposes.
the other wolves i’ve really been interested offline were handsome af,
had one or two nice bawdy parts,
had all kinds of complexions,
and OD on the charisma.
all of them were OD on emotionally unavailable and wasting my time tho.
i always vibe with the most damaged and intimated by their attraction to me.
*eye roll*
@saybryant is upset you all think he is a colorist in that last entry.
he shared this on his ig

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she hates your gay ass because you’re hanging out with her straight man

…and folk wonder why there is so much homophobia in the world.
everyone is obsessed with who is “gay” or “bi” out here.
i’m only interested if he’s cute and i can shoot my shot.
i be like madonna out here when a new wolf pops up on the scene.


ever so often tho you’ll meet a really cool ass straight wolf.
legit 110% straight.
as much as you think he is cute/fine/sexy/”halp”,
he is straight af.
within his straightness,
he has no issues being cool with whoever.
his girlfriend tho…

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why is he making everyone mad on twitter?

hair goals.
beard goals.
face goals?
so…

Why is this wolf so special?

well according to some on twitter,
he is ugly.
i have been seeing him all over my twitter tl.
it started with this:

…and it went to hell from there.
^read that twitter thread for more understanding.
all i saw was tweets slandering his looks for whatever reason.
i had to wonder if he was being an asshole or something.
this is just one example of what i was seeing…

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it wasn’t the murdering of innocent victims by his crazy ass that has her upset?

there is someone for everyone.

Where TF is my someone?

ya know,
i’m done asking The Universe.
so ^that hyena,
nikko jenkins,
done killed folks and slit his dick and tongue to look like snakes.
legit psychopath.
so with all his craziness,
he’s engaged to this one.
her name is dawn arguello:

…and dawn is mad at him tho.
this is why dawn is mad via “the daily mail“…

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lil’ kim is still mad at naturi naughton

imagine still being bitter about a movie that came out close to 10 years ago?
that would be lil’ kim and the movie would be “notorious“.
sidebar: i was on the set of that film.
i don’t ever want to film another concert scene again.
she went on “hollywood unlocked” and pretty much slammed naturi naughton for playing her.
as much as i love her,
this isn’t her finest hour…

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