Posted in I'LL ALLOW IT ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

when the alleged tea on our favs spills all over twitter thanks to fee gossipofthecity

who wants some tea to warm them up for the rest of the night?
so allegedly fee from “gossipfromthecity” was charging for exclusive gossip on onlyfans.
she called it “the dark room“.
a disgruntled fan felt they were some kind of way and made a whole blog about fee.

( x see their blog here )
they collected all the alleged gossip from the onlyfans and well…
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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON SUS WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i’m a black gay guy typing to you from my burner account in support of trump

 


i try not to do a lot of talking on my burner account.
yes,
i have a burner account and i’m part of the #lurkforce.
hell,
you’ll be shocked that almost everyone has a burner.
i’m a “lurk and go” type tho.
i’m all about staying in the shadows as much as possible.
most of the foxholers talk to me from burners too.
people use their burners to cause pure havoc for others tho.
if that is their role,
they end up getting caught up in the worst way.

sidebar: i hate when someone is interested in baggin’ me,
but follows me from a burner.
likeeeeeeeee….
can we get this poppin?
time is a-wasting and we both horny for each other!

ugh. 

dan browning of pa,
a former republican politician and trump supporter,
might not know how burner accounts work.
first off and allegedly…

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Posted in IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

guys, this is what 3 months of giving good dick can get you!

^this is the toxic “pick me” shit i be talmbout.
so i’ve come to notice that the songs of today represent the climate of relationships.
ive broken them down into the many types:

“I suck.
You suck.
We suck together,
but we will be toxic because we are scared of being alone.”

“I fucks with you,
but i fucks with my side hoe even more.
Actually,
I don’t like you or the side hoe.
Ya’ll placeholders because I’m still in love with my ex.”

“I LOVE fuckin you and you love fuckin me…
We are a glorified fwb that pretend to be a couple.
We are just fuckin because it’s convenient and we both need sex.”

the gays are all of that plus:

“I want to come home to someone,
but since The Bible said men can’t be tied down to one person,
we will do an open relationship until we go nowhere.”

nothing about the music today makes you want to fall in love like the 90s and early 00s.
it’s all built on the foundation of sex,
drugs,
and bullshit.
 the following flew down my twitter timeline and reminded me of a toxic song scenario.
it’s a vixen singing the top 100 tune of:

doing too much for a wolf,
but what has he done for her besides give her dick?“…

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it’s the girth that will have you crying out to Jesus of Latter-day Saints

*the entry is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

lengthwise,
i can deal with a 7 or 8.
you know i’m not a size fox.
i find length not to be too much of an issue,
but that girth on them 7s and 8s is usually the cheek killer.
it’s the type that when he enters me,
my walls expand in ways i’m not used to.
when he starts stroking me to death,
thats when i really feel it.
i gotta smoke,
drank,
and hold Jesus by the hand.
by the time he is deep inside my good stuff,
i don’t even want him to move.

That is the type of pipe Andre Marhold is carrying.

he was feeling petty and posted this on his official twitter…

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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON WOW X MARKS THE FOX

when you’re having sex so loud, your neighbors have no choice but to listen

i remember that one time i was supposed to go live in florida with my uncle after my mother died.
i drove,
by myself,
all the way down to miami to start a new life.
needless to say,
that didn’t work out.
anyway,
after driving for hours,
i stayed in a hotel down in south carolina.
it was called “south of the border“.
the only reason i stayed is that there was a big ass ferris wheel at the entrance.
that night,
whoever stayed in the room next to me was getting turnt tf out.
the walls were so thin that i heard the whole sex session from my room.
as much as it turned me on,
it annoyed tf outta me because i had to be on the road early the next morning.
she was OD on the moaning,
but the wolf was cute so i can see why she was moaning her head off.
i had to see what he looked like the next morning at check out.
so i saw this on twitter tonight…

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tanksnlove admits that thing ya’ll been gossipin’ about

i got an email from one of my fav foxholer today.
his nose is always in the forests and he keeps me up to date.
i’m always appreciative of him.
anyway,
the email was titled:

“He admits it”

before i opened it,
i thought it was about trump and this tax drama.
nope.
it was about tanksnlove admitting the obvious…

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