When Your Pussy Can’t Get You A Baller Wolf To Round Trip You Home

foxhole.
let’s have a life conversation real quick.
everyone meet ( x realnoelbianca ) up above.
she is a ig attentionista.
her role model is kim kardashian.
say no more.
so she went out to oregon on a one way ticket to allegedly fuck…

…nba baller wolf,
shabazz muhammad,
of the minnesota timberwolves.
well after he beat her coochie up,
he lied about to get her the fuck out.
this had her stranded in oregan.
to add insult to injury,
she saw him about to go fuck someond new shortly after.
why did noel hit up his alleged girlfriend
( x itskyryssss ),
like so:

i can’tttttttttttt.
so noel claims the message was photoshopped and it wasn’t real.
well kyrsss decided to squash that with these screen shots:

i mean…
was her pussy that bad?
i’m just saying.
don’t get me started on the raw sexin either.
i can’t imagine a weekend fuck fest and i’m not on a plane,
sitting on a ice pack,
and enjoying my complimentary beverage back to new yawk.
even if i went out and caught a major “l”,
why would i not have the funds to get home????
you should always have a “this pineapple trippin” escape plan as your plan b.
baller wolf or not.
you should also have a credit card just in case.
pineapples are fuckin’ stupid these days.
they want to beat your hole and toss you out like a used blow up doll.
foxhole,
download the following apps that i have on my phone:

uber
lyft
google maps
citymapper

jetblue
hotel tonight
expedia
paypal
cash app

app suggestions always welcomed.
you never know when a pineapple gonna start acting retarded and you gotta bounce!
the fuck?
you never know when you’ll have to take the “l” and be stranded,
worse in a state that you don’t even know.
use your brains foxhole.
don’t be that dumb attentonista.

lowkey: khyrsss left this on her ig…

smart vixen.

13 thoughts on “When Your Pussy Can’t Get You A Baller Wolf To Round Trip You Home

  1. In the words of New Orleans Social Media Personality @ nicknpattiwhack-“Oh No Baby What Is You Doing” Her ass needs to download Poet Laureate Khia and her classic “Dont Trust No N” single and get some knowledge of how the game is played. As another woman of distinction once said by the name of Trina-“Dont Grow Up to be a Dumb Ho-Thats a No-No”

    Whew I just cant with this one, how you gone leave home without a round trip ticket in 2017. A mind is a terrible thing to waste and she is the poster child of the need for increased education funding. Anybody who has to start a go fund me page to get home for the weekend may wanna re-think their Ho game.

  2. this girl is stupid as hell.
    1. you barely know the guy.
    2. you jump on a plane to god knows where.
    3.you raw doggy a guy that you don’t know his HIV status.
    4. you was hopping you get pregnant by him
    5. you trying to cock block the next girl
    6. you can’t get back home.
    stupid, stupid .

  3. Every whore knows that you get the money up front. This chick needs to up her prostitute game! She has the body to make some real money. But she is an idiot. She should keep some old, local square on call to keep her pockets full while she tries to hit the pregnancy jackpot with an idiot baller. Don’t they teach that on the first day of tramp school? SMDH Now, because she went public, she is only available to the dumbest ballers. Those dumbest ballers tend also to be the ones who run out of money first.

  4. I’ll never why women and men will rollover like a puppy for these athletes. I’ve seen this shit since college. Chicks letting athletes run trains, their girlfriends holding on to them like a fly to shit knowing they foul.

    Athlete and moral compass seems to be mutually exclusive mostly because society allows them to do whatever with no repercussions as long as they’re winning on the field or court.

    These chicks have no self respect.

  5. Sad all around that these girls are still out here trying to be an arm-piece for an athlete/entertainer, when in actuality they’re hitting you up to make you a cum dump. They REALLY think these dudes are going to wife/bae them up. I blame Real Housewives for this foolishness. LOL

    I hope itskhrysss REALLY kicks this dude to the curb and doesn’t fall for his baby I’m sorry BS. She may be talking a big game on social media…but she might be right back in his crib with him. So sad.

    You only get ONE time to cheat on me…and your ass will be shown the door. There’s no I’m sorry, forgive me, etc. You make your bed…you lie in it. No time for games or foolishness.

  6. My thing is that you gotta peep game. She wouldn’t of said anything to the girlfriend if she would’ve got the return flight she was looking for. She didn’t care about saving their relationship or nothing like that. She allowed him to go in unprotected so what’s the real argument? You can’t get mad when you try to play somebody for their coins and give them some free pussy and they walk out on the bill. He just one up-ped you. Take your L and go in peace.

  7. My grandmother taught me at a very young age that no matter where you go, ALWAYS HAVE MONEY TO GET BACK HOME.

  8. She probably went out there thinking ” I’m pretty and I have a pussy watch me get that girlfriend title outta this.” As if a Baller wolves can’t get pussy 24/7. I have a sneaking suspicion that he didn’t even have to do much to get her to fly out there

  9. This is really embarrassing for her but I honestly am tired of these stories where a person trusts these dudes and gets killed, hurt, stranded or sold. This is why I don’t play around with dudes if you can’t meet me halfway and I don’t have money nor a escape route I’m staying my ass home and watching netflix. I barely trust them to see where I live.

  10. I am tired of reading these stories about people being flown out and it ending in a disaster. This absolutely ridiculous. Why leave if you do not know if you are able to get back? People will literally travel with little to no money or a back up plan.

    1. ^just on some dumb she-hyena shit !!!!!
      couldn’t be me!!!

      i’m always so uncomfortable in a state i don’t know.
      i couldn’t do it.

    2. Preach brother! See, when I go somewhere, I keep a roll of $20s hidden in my butt crack in case I get robbed. Always be prepared.

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