englewood barbie wanted us to know she was at virgil abloh’s funeral

people are serious clout chasers out here.
they will do any and everything to see their names in likes.
even if they are known for doing charity work.
you think they’re doing some grand gesture in the name of charity,
but it’s really to fulfill thier secret needs to be…
liked.
i’ve never heard of aleta clark aka englewood barbie before.
from my research,
she is a chicago activist who does a lot of work for the area.

 

( x see all i saw on google about her )
so she was invited to the late virgil abloh’s funeral but did alla this…

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can someone take brittany renner phone away, please?

ya know,
not only do the attentionistos need to stop talking so much,
but some of the attentionistas need to follow suit.
brittany renner is one of those attentionistas.
the quieter the better?
i remember when she took thirst traps,
found various ways to shake her bunz,
played soccer with massive wedges,
and stayed pretty low key.
well she has decided to start talking,
but i think she is doing a little too much of it.
who asked for the following confessional?…
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Lil Tay Shits On Our Entire Lives (And She Only 9)

 

like….
i’m trying to figure out if the following is a parody.
i’m sooooo confused.
foxhole…

WHOSE CUB IS THIS?!?!?!?!

lil tay is making her mark in young attentionista-ville.
please look at this nonsense
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The Crime We Saw On The Hidden Camera

being a mother is such a blessing.
not everyone can handle such the task of being a parent.
well everyone meet jessy rabbit.
she is a attentionista who is expecting.
this is her friend mesha:

she is also a fellow attentionista,
a stripper,
and a mom.
well mesha allegedly asked jessy rabbit to babysit her cub.
a foxholer sent me what she allegedly saw on her hidden camera
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Melania Trump: The IG Attentionista(to)’s Role Model

so that lady who is playing “fotus”,
melania trump,
has taken her official glamour shot for her new role.
yes.
her picture to prove this really happened was unveiled to the world today.
here it is…
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“Hi I’m Pregnant”: Signed, Sealed, and Delivered for IG

i have been loving the straights drama.
it always involves some cub coming into the world with ain’t shit parents.
they love to talk about “us” from their glasses dens.
i never understood why relations,
most of the times on a sexual foundation,
need to involve bringing a cub into this world.
they both don’t know each other,
but they assume they would make good parents.
well nfl baller wolf for the chicago bears,
dion sims,
appears to have did just that and didn’t even know it.
he was messing around with a ig attentionista named mimi:

…and got her pregnant.
how we all found out?
yes,
we.
she blasted him on her ig via baller alert
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