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the autopsy of why “the indian lady with the cackle” presidential hopes died

   Published Date: February 23, 2026  3 Comments on the autopsy of why “the indian lady with the cackle” presidential hopes died

i have a friend who will never admit but i know.
i think we all know “that one friend/family member who didn’t vote or voted wrong”.
suddenly,
they are loud about all that is happening in the country right now.
i mean,
appalled!
…but we know.

so the alleged reason why “the indian lady with the cackle” wasn’t elected for president.
not a shocker but…

…it was about how she handled gaza due to president she was vice president for.
i guess my next thought is:

does everyone like how it’s being handled now?

last i saw,
that president of ours was gonna turn it into a resort.

i could be wrong but:

they were never shy in their lack of fucks about gaza.

i think i read something that it was gonna be ( x prime real estate for them ).
for some reason,
i thought “the indian lady with the cackle” was trying to work out a deal.
at least she was down to listen tho.
i fully believe it would have been easier to hold her accountable for not coming through.
these new folks don’t even care puerto rico is a US territory.

now everyone wants black folks to give birth to a 2026 version of “mlk” or “malcom x” to save the country.
they want marching,
blowing shit up,
and singing negro spirituals to summon the ghosts of our ancestors.

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…yeah.
so in 2026,
i think it’s gonna be difficult to focus on gaza.
i don’t see much (if any) social media activism about that anymore.
the latest villains are melting ICE,
high-key racism,
and things being expensive due to tariffs.
i guess everything turned out to be just performative when we needed to be serious?
sadly:

we have too much shit,
weeds,
and snakes in our own front and back yard to take care of now.

everything else will have to take the backseat until we get this under control.
we can circle back to gaza in 2045.

lowkey: i will font that many people didn’t like cackling indian lady.
it was gonna be a hard sell tbh but it would have been better than where we are.
now if michelle obama ran…

3 thoughts on “the autopsy of why “the indian lady with the cackle” presidential hopes died”

  1. She lost because white folks didn’t vote for her. Cuz they don’t like black folks, indians, nor women.

    And many of the people that do like those people, didn’t vote for her because of some single issue that President Child Rapist is not better on.

  2. Us Black folks are focused on their mental health and minding our business. We told people what would happen and who to vote for. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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