i have a friend who will never admit but i know.
i think we all know “that one friend/family member who didn’t vote or voted wrong”.
suddenly,
they are loud about all that is happening in the country right now.
i mean,
appalled!
…but we know.

so the alleged reason why “the indian lady with the cackle” wasn’t elected for president.
not a shocker but…

what an F-BI sent me.
how many open relationships have we watched crumble?
i always fonted it an insult for anyone to suggest being in an open relationship.
it always came off as job hunting while still employed.

peep the Foxhole “hypothetical but not really” scene:

lets font that you are one of 3 males.
you end up dating one so this becomes a threesome,
sans you not having sex with the third wheel and thinking they’re your friend.
well unfortunately,
third wheel and your partner allegedly start fuckin’ around while denying it.
social media calls it out but the denial is still there.
jamari fox calls it out but third wheel responds it’s all lies.
come to find out,
it wasn’t lies and it was actually happening.
“news at 11”.
third wheel and your ex are a thing.
traveling,
making content,
and basically doing all to show they are the new “it” couple.
a year later,
the break up happens and it’s messy.

remember when i posted about ( x these three folks )?
big daddy aka king0f(broken)hearts,
otule,
and lxshxwn.
that same F-BI sent me an ironic and alleged update and well…

so i see everyone having a meltdown because mariah appeared on kai’s stream.
welp,
i’m here to font:

this is our faults.

like with our current president,
don’t act shocked now.
the only time i’ve watched a kai stream…

One of my good friends told me last year that allegedly,
the Palestine people urged people to vote for the lady.

once i see people attacking instead of educating,
it officially becomes performative and i check out.
this goes for stans of an artist as well.
i feel like during our new president’s campaign,
he was very mute about not doing anything for palestine.
when i saw this…

…along with protesters at the lady’s campaign rallies:

…but when no one was protesting at the other’s rallies,
i knew it was a bad look.
well,
our new president announced his plans for every and all things gaza…

Lady Liberty is giving her toxic ex another chance.

he’s been begging and coppin’ pleas to get her back.
just when we thought we’d seen the last of him,
she lets him back in.
unlike the last time he was with her,
back in 2016,
he is coming with a bunch of new friends.
tbh,
it’s not like lady liberty’s been her strongest self lately..

friends?
there was a vixen and wolf (before they turned) i was really cool with.
this was during my brief stint as a high school student before i dropped out.
 if you came to school late,
you couldn’t get into the building so we met playing hooky.
we had a good time that day.
a week later,
they started fucking.
i’d be on the bed,
playing video games,
and he would be clappin’ her cheeks hard.
sometimes,
they’d let me touch them as they were getting it on.
she had a nice bawdy and he had a big beautiful dick and fat ass.
i was in the room when they tried anal for the first time.
they wanted me to watch.

You know I like watching people fuck.

it was good up until…

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