Now, I am all for jump off sex with a DL Wolf.
They are NOT for cuffing purposes PERIOD.
This is where some of ya’ll go terribly wrong.
You get a nice stiff penis from a man, or trade as they call it.
You call him over in the late night hour,
fuck him all kinds of stupid,
and then send him home until you need some more penis.
They even make great test subjects to practice giving head on.
Might I add, they are also the biggest tricks.
It is NOTHING to get them to pay a bill or buy you dinner.
But, DL Wolves have an issue about them that make them more annoying…
I’m here to teach them how to keep being sexy….
DL Wolves need to be seen; not heard.
From the beginning of time, there were DL dudes.
There is no way to avoid them.
I hear Abe Lincoln liked a cock-tail in his private time,
Alexander The Great had GREAT sex with a few boys,
and Marlon Brando liked his red sea parted on a new occasions.
Shit, even Batman and Robin had rumors.
and Fuck em
(in whatever way you choose).
Out gays hate them because of their repressed sexuality.
DL Wolves, in turn, hate them because they are their eternal enemies.
Us, who are discreet, could careless.
The issue with DL dudes is that they make themselves SO obvious,
they not only out themselves,
but YOU too.
Their insecurities about fucking men make them so damn AWKWARD!
There is no reason why when a gay guy enters a room,
the only DL dude is making a spectacle.
There is no reason that when he sees the Fox he is fucking in public,
he is drawing attention to himself by drawing attention to him.
There is ALSO no reason why he is so anti-gay when he is deep dicking or getting deep dicked.
It is always the same story with these pastors and bishops.
All this gay hate, yet caught in some hotel with some young twink playing, “Hide The Salami“.
CUT. IT. OUT.
If you want to be DL, I will not hate or stop you.
Depending on how cute you are, I may even fuck ya.
But, please keep your insecurities in check.
I never had a DL Wolf I was messing with play “The Game of Endless Insecurities“.
Truth be told, I get them so comfortable that they want to claim me.
They also become obvious as hell!
I dunno really…
I just kick it with them on some chill shit and through my body language, I don’t need em.
So here goes:
The Un-Offical DL Rules
When you see a gay guy in public, ignore him.
He did nothing for you to point the spotlight on him.
Stop giggling and making jokes like a child.
Secretly, you want to feel his warm insides.
So shut the FUCK up.
When you see the Fox you are fucking in public,
you have two choices.
You can either ignore him and keep it moving,
or if he notices you,
you can give him dap and keep the conversation brief.
If he is feminine, follow the same rules.
Chances are, he won’t come up to you in public.
If he is messy, why are you fucking him in the first place?
And that is another thing.
YES, that Jackal or Hyena was clockable.
YES, he pushed up on you and gave you some good head.
YES, he fucks you like a porn star.
YES, he is also messy as hell and one wrong move, you are OUTED.
NO, why are you fucking this messy fool without a condom on???
So, realistically, these DL Wolves are their own enemies.
This is why they are only good for sex and a quick cash deposit.
My thoughts, like Jay said:
“You know I – thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em
Cause I don’t fuckin need em
Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good
But I don’t fuckin feed em…”
and the DL Wolves thoughts?….
I might let you stay over and play video games if you are good.