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I’M NOT THE ONE WHO GETS HIS D*CK SUCKED (yet)

i’m not the popular one.
i’m not the onlyfans star.
i’m not the muscled-down fantasy for the gays hopes takes dick.
i’m not the one who gets his dick sucked.
by that,
i mean i’m not the one that people promote shamelessly.
i’m often ignored and wonder if i’m enough.
i’m not the one who people think of first for invites or vip spots.
it would fuck with me real heavy.
i thought about it like this

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THE TYPE OF D*CK WE DON’T WANT IN 222 (CNN APPROVED)

cnn always has the best nye celebrations.
the reporters let their hair down and the ratchet comes flying out.
from cousin donny droppin’ it low:

to andy cohen letting it all fly out about deblasio:

andy don’t give no fucks,
do he?
well dulcé sloan,
a comedian who was hosting a segment down in new orleans with cousin donny,
 decided to share her new year’s resolution with the world…

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when “he ate the whole dick up off grindr” has an entirely new meaning

the following story literally has me font-less.
the amount of crazy that lurks within the shadows of our online worlds is scary.
hookup apps like grindr and jack’d are always such a gamble with our lives.
we have talked about the countless tales of hookups gone wrong in foxhole’s past.
i continue to pray for all the foxholers that are on hookup grind.
kevin bacon,
not to be confused with the actor…


…went on grindr for a hookup because he was depressed during 2019 holidays.
he met up with mark latunski and well…

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i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

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