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i didn’t know aquaman ate fish (there is a joke here somewhere)

i thought aquaman didn’t eat fish.
i thought they were his friends.
like,
isn’t his job isn’t to protect his aquatic friends in the oceans?
which makes me wonder what does aquaman even eat?
clearly,
i have questions after i saw these pictures…

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shaun t is tight af and wants us to be tight af too

fitness training hybrid,
shaun t,
continues to keep his bawdy up.
i know his husband jumps on that whenever he has a free moment.

lowkey: one of my fantasies with my partner…
~~c’mere i’ll font you…~~
~~so one of my fantases,~~
~~right,~~
~~is having my partner cum in me and we get a kid or an animal together.~~

shaun t wants you to keep our lower bawdy tight with his classes.
this was how he decided to advertise it with beyonce…

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THE HUNK WITH THE HUMP THAT WANTS TO SELL YOU A HOUSE

everyone has something that brings folks to their yard.
attractive folks love to humblebrag with “i just want to be taken seriously“.
as true that that may seem,
we all know it’s bullshit.
faysal merhi is a former mini baller wolf turned real estate agent.
i was never interested in real estate before,
but a foxholer sent me this video for hump day viewing…

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TODRICK HALL GIVES US CAKE TO HELP ERASE OUR MEMORIES

it’s kind like when you and your partner are heavy on the beef.
after a mind-altering blow job,
they suddenly don’t remember what ya’ll were even fighting about.
when you get caught up for having an insufferable personality,
the next option is to get naked or leak a sex tape.
that usually makes ~~males~~ people forget really quickly.
todrick hall wants ya’ll to forget about his celebrity big brother appearance.
i’m sure many ~~males~~ people will forget after he posted alla this…
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WE FOUND THE OWNER OF THE CHEEKS ERIC DANE WAS EATING ON EUPHORIA

The following is Reading-MA
Adult Content, Nudity, Sexual situations

i legit screamed during that scene.
i want my cheeks munched on now.
cal jacobs (played by eric dane),
nate’s dad in euphoria on hbo,
has a really interesting storyline.
last season,
it was revealed he was smashing young trans-vixens.
this season,
it seems he has elevated to gay males.
in last week’s episode,
he was head-first in some black tail.
imagine being an extra in a sex scene with one of your favs?
the person that the tail belonged to revealed himself on twitter.
his name is christin byrdsong and well…

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michael b. jordan caters with cakes for our feel good christmas viewing

so lemme tell you how much a “blonde” i can be.
i saw a quick gif or something of “a journal for jordan” last week.
i thought the lead actress was jordin sparks and she had a documentary out.
i didn’t know it was a new movie starring michael b. jordan.
the actress i thought was jordin sparks is chante adams.
i wasn’t high.
i swear that i wasn’t.
i was wondering where this gif of mbj came from: