you know what i’m starting to learn?

When a attentionisto is advertising his nice fat tail,
more than likely,
he is inching closer to having something in it.

i know.
it took me a long time.
don’t judge me.
now outside of rihanna’s social media,
some males love their nice fat butts as much as they love their nice fat:

Biceps
Pecs
Feets
Dacks

it happens to all of us tbh.
people told us about our nice fat ______ and we used it/its to get sex.
on social media,
that can be a whole different story.

The following attentionsito is known for his nice fat tail.
One he always liked showing off any chance he got.

in a twist that i’m sure we all saw cumming eventually,
he finally got someone to put something in it…

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there are some males that i’m curious what their DMS look like.
i can just imagine it looks like a craigslist in the late 00s.
i said to myself the other day,
i said:

“Self,
I wonder when Kharl is going to bless us with grey underwear?”

grey underwear is the equivalent to grey sweats but for your big bunz.
you can clearly see every and all curves of the print of the cheekage.
you know you tail is big when you can see it in grey sweats.
ask and i shall receive…

I couldn’t help but wonder if a little solo booty play could be the key to unlocking new pleasures in the Foxhole?

we all know the real estate market is tight,
like the current dating market,
especially when it comes to finding the perfect spot.

What if the best thing you could invest in,
especially during those lonely nights,
was your very own high-rise of pleasure?

enter something many of you will like…

I didn’t really see too many fine “risk it all” wolves last night.
That or I’m outgrowing basic hood wolves.
There was one tho…

so i had to rush to the bathroom after i watched “smile 2”.
it was packed in there but when i walked in,
i was met with the fattest pair of butt cheeks i’ve seen in a while.

And he had the nerve to wear tight sweats to highlight it.

some wolves don’t play fair.
head on,
you could see the outline of both cheeks in the sweats,
but from the side…

i thought aquaman didn’t eat fish.
i thought they were his friends.
like,
isn’t his job isn’t to protect his aquatic friends in the oceans?
which makes me wonder what does aquaman even eat?
clearly,
i have questions after i saw these pictures…

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fitness training hybrid,
shaun t,
continues to keep his bawdy up.
i know his husband jumps on that whenever he has a free moment.

lowkey: one of my fantasies with my partner…
c’mere i’ll font you…
so one of my fantases,
right,
is having my partner cum in me and we get a kid or an animal together.

shaun t wants you to keep our lower bawdy tight with his classes.
this was how he decided to advertise it with beyonce…

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