she thought because i’m gay, i was a gay metal detector too

some vixens drive me crazy with this shit…

so as you know,
or didn’t,
i was displaced out of my home of over 15+ years.

i’m in a whole new forest,
temporarily(?),
as i get back on all my paws.
Foxhole:

the males here are FINE.

we will font about them when i start mingling.
i don’t want to shit where i eat buttttttttttttt:

ima be strategic with my mouth and hole.

anyhoo,
a vixen started talking to me yesterday and was filling me in.
so there is a gay male that is really poppin’ on socials here.
so she gonna ask me if the males in his videos are also gay.

strike 1

so i said i don’t know,
and even if i did,
that’s not my story to tell.
this is what she gonna say to me in response

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his rival tried to out his gay sex tape and went right to prison

for all of us who watched “scandal”,
“house of cards”,
and “the 2024 election”,

we know how cutthroat politics can be.

with this following story,
i don’t know if i should be on the side of justice or “all heros don’t wear capes”.
above is gilles artigues,
a former deputy and roman catholic in france,
who was known for speaking out against gay marriage.
his rival and french mayor,
gaël perdriau,
wanted to show the french forests that he may not have approved of gay marriage but

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the parentals are alright with everything but your gay

when i was a kid,
my mother bought me a doll.

i think my mother would have been okay with me being gay tbh.
it wasn’t barbie or a baby doll,
but it was def a doll the size of a ninja turtle.
i loved this doll and played with it along with my action figures.

the way i played with toys was usually superhero shit.
the female characters were either fighting or were “damsels to rescue”.

i would create worlds with my imagination,
often times taking boxes and making tanks or battleships.

well,
one day my doll up and disappeared.
anytime my grandmother wasn’t home,
i tore her house down looking for my doll.
at a young age,
i could sense fuck shit so i KNEW she had something to do with it.

when my mother died,
she admitted she tossed it in the trash.

when i tell people this story,
they were always empathetic.
i was also told from many people that incident created trauma too.
the things our parentals did to make sure “we weren’t gay“.
when i see parents like…

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snoop don’t be scared; ain’t nothing but a “g” thang baby

i haven’t even seen “lightyear” and they still talking about this movie.
it came out in 2022 and it has traumatized the straights.

i’m tired of podcasters nowadays.
i’m equally tired of straight male podcasters but thats a whole nother story.
for one,
many of these folks don’t ask the right questions.
they invite celebs on so they can farm clout and get in their circles.
if it’s not bending over,
it’s swallowing the entire contents of the balls.
it annoys me because i don’t come to watch a circle jerk.
i can sub to an OF for that.
snoop went on “it’s giving” podcast and i’m so disgusted with him and this bimbo.
he is still in his feelings over a gay couple in “lightyear” that it has terrified him…

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i thought they would like me because i fit in with the straights smh

for the life of me,
i don’t get anyone doing anything against their best interest.
it might be the mentality of:

“it won’t happen to me because i’m a special snowflake.”

robby soave,
a conservative from the platform “the hill and rising“,
formed an audience off division.

an audience who thinks everything that isn’t christian,
a cowboy,
or white
is out of the question.
here are some of his takes:

well after being married to a vixen for over 10 years:

he decided to try something new.

TWINKS

he posted that he got engaged to another male in sicily.

i was expecting a lumberjack type of bear but okay.
next husband.
the responses from his audience to his special moment…

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he can’t bear to accept that he likes penis

some males love a good excuse.
the excuses some jackals use why they cheat will always be funny to me.
it’s like when you hear some dude say:

“my ex is crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyy.”

…but that applies to EVERY ex he has ever had.
the next question should always be:

“what did YOU do to make these exes crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyy.”

so when i hear a grown ass male saying our ex president is making him gay

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