Looking out the hotel window, covered in a robe, I dazed out into the Hollywood Hills.
This was Hollywood.
Lights, camera, action…
I finally bagged a baller and he flew me out to enjoy the VIP of Allstar.
He did him, I did me… and then we did each other later on.
I went to the greatest parties, hung out with the biggest celebs, and got the best dick from HIM.

What more could I ask for?

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I am sure that was the story of some lucky Fox out in Los Angeles this weekend.
All the Vixens wore their best “Cum Fuck Me” pumps in hopes to bag some baller for a night of fun.

Here is WHY some of them played themselves this weekend.

All star Weekend is really a time when ballers and their families come together to have a good time.
Sure, we have some rookies that show their asses, but in reality it is a very family oriented event.
Well it should be (you couldn’t tell after the antics in Miami, Vegas, and Atlanta).
Since it was held in LA this year, every bird flew west to get a piece of the Hollywood pie.
Unfortunately EVERY bird flew west this weekend so there was a ton of competition.

Even Kim K was on the hunt for potential black dick to fill her up as I heard.

Kris Humphries would be so proud.

Anyone who has been to LA knows that LA is a very “status” type city.
You can’t get into anything if you look “okay”.
You need to look perfect and spend o’plenty.
Ballers thrive in LA because it’s nothing to drop 5,000 for VIP and bottle service at the fancy joints.
I am sure plenty of income tax refunds were spent to give the impression people were ballin’.

A big Wolf of mine, who is currently out there, filled me in that ballers are paying for a good time.
In other words: in order to get the dick, you need to be about 1,000 an hour.
Thank the cheap trills of Candy Deep Throat, Kat Stacks, and The League’s Biggest Ho-Bags that  go blogging, video taping, or tweeting 140 words of un-saintly revelations.
Now a days, ballers are MUCH more careful
since they come to All star with family (and of course wifey, baby mama, or girlfriend).
I am sure when wifey is away, Wolves will play.
It is only necessary to get a piece of the Hollywood pie… (literally).

Vixens are easy targets.
Foxes aren’t so much.
Out of 10,000 wet Vixens this weekend,
there were about 100 Foxes who actually bagged ballers.

I’m sure there are tranny’s who will probably go running their mouth,
well the ones who aren’t being paid for by the hour,
but a real Fox knows the luxury of keeping their mouth shut this weekend.

I mean, who else is going to pay for your meal at The Ivy?
Who else will keep money in your account after All star is over?
Most importantly, who will give you that premium pipe once you are pretty much black balled (and NOT in the way you would imagine)?

Later