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odell beckham jr might be wit the shits (i mean that exactly how it sounds too)

odell beckham jr might be super nasty in bed.
i’m being dead serious right now too.
now for some,
nasty means doing all kind of freaky shit.

Being tied up
Bringing the entire refrigerator in bed
Dressing up as a baby and being spanked

you know,
the usual shit.
for odell,
that allegedly includes being shitted on as well.

i know.
well celina powell and friends had a discussion about odell’s alleged shitty ways…
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retired nfl baller wolf, plaxico burress, is doing something for only his fans?

when plaxico burress played for the giants,
i thought he was cute af.
i was so glad when he took those braids out his head.
you know i love me some biceps:

…and them guns use to be out.
he is aging really really good too.


well i guess retirement has plaxico wanting to try something new because…

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lebron james loves his man bags and aubrey huff is gonna have to learn to deal

lebron james is an alpha wolf,
you read me?
he has a strong presence that cannot be denied.
this video of him walking turned me inside out the other day…

the bow legs.
the stride.
the tail.
the bde.

halp.
i didn’t even peep or care about his little man-bag in his hand.
well this jackal did:

his name is aubrey huff and he is a “protestor of toxic masculinity“.
well this is what he had to say about king james
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cam newton had me at “hello!”

nfl baller wolf,
cam newton,
is such an interesting character.
you can’t say that he doesn’t have his own style.
he was recently on “the bigger picture” with obj,
victor cruz,
and todd gurley,
but someone on twitter pointed this out
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russell westbrook, and his amazing biceps, make a statement (one we won’t like)

oh hi biceps.
you know i love biceps.
it’s gonna be so weird to see the nba baller wolves playing without an audience.
as you know,
they are headed to disney world to finish the season for the “nba restart“.
that’s another thing.
they are playing in florida where the spikes are high af.
well mr. biceps aka russell westbrook
who plays for the houston rockets,
had an announcement on his social media…

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the noose from bubba wallace’s pit stop makes it’s debut

everyone knows what a noose looks like.
it’s not hard to misunderstand one when you see it.
i can see how bubba wallace could mistake the following for a noose.
nascar released the picture of what the noose in question looked like via “tmz“…
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