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how to allegedly catch a big (baller) wolf and end up scaring him away because you wanted clout?

*the following story is all alleged.

foxhole…
do you know what i would be doing if i nabbed one of my fantasy wolves?
i’d be looking up kama sutra positions,
working on my gag reflex,
buying a shit ton of fleet,
and making sure i was good on my smell goods and cocoa butter lotions.
when i get the male i’ve had fantasies about:

My goal is to turn him completely out

it’s def not running to social media for clout.
well user,
@thenoahbodies,
allegedly caught a big wolf in this social media forest.
this is what on his ig stories

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is rap really faker than the wwe? soulja boy about to have randy orton powerslam his ass (wait…)

randy orton is a fine white baller wwe wolf.
so i use to be into wrestling heavy as a kid.
my step father,
who is mi’s father,
was a huge wrestling stan too.
every pay-per-view,
he would pay for it for us to watch.
i’ll never forget when the undertaker made his debut.
i wanted an action figure of him so bad!
i was such a stan of his.
every monday,
i peep many of the foxhole parked for wwe raw.
when soulja boy posted this on twitter about the wwe:

all hell broke loose between randy orton and him…

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hank aaron left us as well.

lawd ham mercy,
what is going on today?
it comes to a point where we will lose our legends.
we are not meant to stay here on earth permanently.
as we age; so do they.
what is good to know is that they made a difference with their time here on earth.
hank aaron,
our black baseball great,
is not with us anymore as well…

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josh hart serves a heart shaped cake

you already know i luhhhhhhh a nice pair of biceps and a nice pair of bunz on a wolf.
like,
duh.
when you see a nice pair of bunz in dress pants,
like ^the picture above,
it’s literally a chef kiss.
nba baller wolf for the new orleans pelicans,
josh hart,
got engaged to his beautiful black vixen,
shannon desiree.


he posted the picture of the proposal on his ig,
but everyone has been talking about…

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how do we sign up to nurse dez bryant back to health? (asking for a friend)

a seat or a ride.
pick one,
or both if you’re feeling lit,
but expect a series of ranting coming from underneath you.
baller wolf fav,
dez bryant,
was drafted to the ravens after being a free agent for a while.
on the night he was supposed to reunite with the cowboys,
his old team and arch-nemesis

 

and this happened
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paul george gets down on his knees in the good way

 

you can tell when a wolf is really smitten with you.
i knew when wolves were into me by how their eyes lit up when i came around.
they always wanted their energy in my personal space too.
i remember writing about how nba baller wolf,
paul george,
was not ready to be a dad.
( x see all that past drama here )
it seemed he didn’t want anything to do with ex-stripper,
daniela rajic.
well i think after he hate-smashed her into two cubs,
the following was probably inevitable…

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