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michael sam come out to wish another well on their come out

is it wrong to say i feel like michael sam did his “come out” story all wrong?
it was a lot of hype during the moment,
but after the confetti is swept away and the balloons deflate,
i felt he tried to be everything all at once to keep us interested.
i think he was used and thrown away (like most retired baller wolves) once he didn’t live up to the hype.
is he still with his white fiance?

michael had some words for the latest nfl baller wolf to come out.
this is what he tweeted to carl nassib on twitter…

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foxhole, let me introduce you to the latest in “nfl baller wolf to come out”

we have covered a lot of baller wolves who have come out of the closet.
michael sam being the most prominent one of them all.
usually,
baller wolves seem to come out because they were about to expose by some jackal.
better to spill your own tea before someone else can.
another nfl baller wolfcame out today on ig.
his name is carl nassib and he plays for the raiders…

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if you’re a male and want to wear makeup, alex rodriguez might have the right shade for you!

it is taboo to talk about males who wear makeup.
when we think of males who wear makeup,
it’s always associated with the feminine.
in reality,
a shit ton of males wear makeup besides celebs.
everyone isn’t blessed to have model-like skin.
let’s not act like we don’t live in a very narc world where we need to look perfect.
filters are great for if you never plan on being outside,
like ever,
so some males learn how to apply makeup that looks natural.
ex-baseball baller wolf,
alex rodriguez,
is coming out with a male makeup line with “hims“…

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how to allegedly catch a big (baller) wolf and end up scaring him away because you wanted clout?

*the following story is all alleged.

foxhole…
do you know what i would be doing if i nabbed one of my fantasy wolves?
i’d be looking up kama sutra positions,
working on my gag reflex,
buying a shit ton of fleet,
and making sure i was good on my smell goods and cocoa butter lotions.
when i get the male i’ve had fantasies about:

My goal is to turn him completely out

it’s def not running to social media for clout.
well user,
@thenoahbodies,
allegedly caught a big wolf in this social media forest.
this is what on his ig stories

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is rap really faker than the wwe? soulja boy about to have randy orton powerslam his ass (wait…)

randy orton is a fine white baller wwe wolf.
so i use to be into wrestling heavy as a kid.
my step father,
who is mi’s father,
was a huge wrestling stan too.
every pay-per-view,
he would pay for it for us to watch.
i’ll never forget when the undertaker made his debut.
i wanted an action figure of him so bad!
i was such a stan of his.
every monday,
i peep many of the foxhole parked for wwe raw.
when soulja boy posted this on twitter about the wwe:

all hell broke loose between randy orton and him…

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hank aaron left us as well.

lawd ham mercy,
what is going on today?
it comes to a point where we will lose our legends.
we are not meant to stay here on earth permanently.
as we age; so do they.
what is good to know is that they made a difference with their time here on earth.
hank aaron,
our black baseball great,
is not with us anymore as well…

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