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teyana taylor is becoming janet

first of all,
happy 53rd birthday to miss janet.
all for you” was a good era for janet.
that album isn’t as great as my favorites,
but i enjoyed it for what it was.
one thing i remember from her “live from hawaii” dvd is:

the famous lap dance for “would you mind?“.
foxhole,
even at a young age,
i wanted that contraption in my bedroom.
the thought of strapping a wolf up to that thing,
and driving him insane in pleasure,
is still on my “to do list“.
harlem’s finest,
teyana taylor,
is inspired by janet as well.
she re-created a similar lap dance with,
you guessed it,
her husband iman shumpert on tour.
well…
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obj is scraight

so obj might have gotten tired of ya’ll’s whispers.
you know,
about that kilt situation at the “met gala”.
some of ya’ll went full slander on his sexuality with that one.
he might have addressed the criticism on ig today…
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they set up camp to be homophobic about odell beckham jr (met gala)

camp.
ironically,
that was my word of the day today.

camp (n): something so outrageously artificial, affected, inappropriate, or out-of-date as to be considered amusing

a style or mode of personal or creative expression that is absurdly exaggerated and often fuses elements of high and popular culture

that was the theme of the “met gala” last night.
as a fox,
who lives a good theme,
that always means you dress in your most outrageous.
nfl baller wolf,
odell beckham jr,
came in “his” most outrageous…
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when you finally get your chance to grab on the premium meat (montez sweat)

new baller wolf for the redksins,
montez sweat,
is fine af.
i fonted about him before.
( x see the past entry here )

well,
the foxhole blew up my box today about this story.
it’s what happened during the moments he got drafted via “gaye magazine“…

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when you get dragged for trying to drag dez bryant

nfl baller chocolate wolf and foxhole fav,
dez bryant,
is still fine af.
a little cray,
but..
so people can be ignorant af.
this is why we can’t have nice things.
pictures and dms are the new “autograph”.
it’s a privelege for a celeb or baller wolf to pose for a picture.
a lurking jackal asked dez for a picture one night and well…
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fuck the attentionistos; marry the russell wilson

quiet as kept,
i find males like russell wilson to be hot af.
one of my fantasies is to fall in love with someone like him.
you know those types.
the ones that people think wouldn’t be into you,
or you being into them,
but little do they know that it ain’t even like that.
everyone thought russell was the cornball who’d end up with a snow vixen.
i’m sure we thought ciara would end up with another thug.
boy,
where we all wrong.
secretly,
i like a hot geek.
one who has a hot bawdy and will keep you tight

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