the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

We really need to stop handing out microphones to just anyone.

a VIX-BI tipped me off with the latest scoop.
apparently,
there’s a DL baller wolf playing for a NY team,
along with being on both teams.
he decided to grace @jeffperlaa’s IG with his presence…

I have a low-key crush on NFL baller wolf,
Stefon Diggs.

he isn’t like the others i’ve crushed on but i think that’s why he’s so hot to me.
he’s regula but a sexy regula.
not only that,
he is very charismatic,
funny,
and has hella personality.

i tend to really like that in all my wolves.
unfortunately,
those traits that can have someone ruining your life and credit too.
i saw that he celebrated his signature shoe with ASICS in new yawk a few weeks ago.
congrats to him on that.
i couldn’t help but notice something tho…

Imagine linkin’ with someone with this accessory in Paris during the Olympics?
In the forest of hook up apps and not truly knowing who is behind the profile,
it is possible to link with someone for a good time.
You think you’re meeting a regula civilian and don’t realize you’re getting worked out by a baller wolf/fox/hybrid.

so what a time to be a DL baller wolf during the olympics right now!
if you’re lucky to live in paris,
and close to the olympic village,
you could probably get on grindr and…

NOT

...link with any baller wolf looking to get off.
nope.
uh uh.
you’re probably gonna be out of luck.
grindr did something pretty dope for gay/bi baller wolves/foxes/hybrids,
who are either out or in via their blog on their website…

When Bey calls,
we go running.

…especially when it’s sponsorship money.
i’ll be there with bells on.
i’ve been hearing good things about her new luxury hair care line,
cécred.

for 30 dollars for a shampoo,
it better be.
( x see it here )
was i the only one who didn’t know how to pronounce the name?
i’ve seen many vixens promoting their new luscious locks on the socials,
but an ex-baller wolf was called in to show what it did to his hair too.
su’a cravens,
you’re up…

I’ll never forget the hurt I felt when WW said to someone,
and not even to me directly,
that he “sent me away because he didn’t want anyone thinking he was gay by association”.
That broke me to the core because I had his back when those same folks were talking wild shit about him.
Thank GAWD I healed from that.

i judge straights by their defense of their gay friends.
straight males and vixens.
the following is one of the reasons why straights get weird.
some of them can’t fathom a straight male being platonic friends with a gay male.
i guess it stems from:

“Males can’t be friends with vixens because sex has to be involved somehow.”

which makes it seem like males are sex fiends who can’t control their urges.
ex-baller nba wolf,
nick young…

…became cool with saucy santana during their college hill stint.
another ex-nba baller jackal,
gibert arenas,
decided to clown nick young for being cool with saucy…