on my last patreon,
i mentioned tips on how to bag blue checks and big deals on socials.
big deals meaning those we want to see how big their “deal” is.
everyone always asks me about the nfl baller wolf i bagged.
 let’s font about him,
the night we met,
and a recent update…

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ya’ll are so nosy.
listen,
i get it.
i’m nosy too but my nosiness also comes with trust.
folks spill to me and they know it doesn’t get out.
i posted these stories on the foxhole ig yesterday:

…and i woke up to my box blown up with messages.

“Who?”
“Spill to me!”
“I wanna know too!”

okay so let’s font for a little.
i got some stuff to share with you…

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i’m a lowkey romantic at heart.
don’t tell everyone or make a gay parade out of it.
i try to keep it on the low.
i’ll be honest…

I’d fall out if my manz surprised me with flowers

that probably sounded gay af but whatever.
i don’t demand flowers but if i got them,
that would make me really happy.
i really like how russell wilson surprised ciara with flowers on his ig…

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i think many people who “make it” end up having buyer’s remorse.
we always forget about:

“In the Honeymoon Phase”

you’d think a baller wolf like lebron james would never feel lonely.
beautiful wife,
amazing kids,
celebrity friends,
and a shit ton of accolades.
he tweeted this the other day…

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when i think of “unproblematic baller wolves”,
chris paul comes to mind.
he gets the award for “nicest nba cheeks” too.

if he is doing dirt,
it’s so low,
it’s 8 feet under.
i don’t what possessed a “fan” to fuck with his family during a game but…

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saturday evening confessions.
i got no shame since we are family here.
when i was a kid in barbados,
i had to be around 8,
i was exploring and found my mother’s ( x kadooment day ) outfit.
it was this pink gown-like situation.
i put it on while my grandmother was sleeping.
i went into her backyard and twirled around with my dog.
i never did it again but for that moment,
i was doing something i wasn’t supposed to be doing as a young boy.

A young and sexually confused boy.

retired nba baller wolf,
dwyane wade,
admitted that he used to wear his sister’s clothes as a young boy…

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