ZAYA WADE IS OFF THE MARKET AND HER PARENTS APPROVE!

it didn’t take long for dwyane wade’s daughter,
zaya wade,
to get scooped up.
i mean,
it’s easy when you are the child of a famous nba baller wolf.
the wades took a picture for easter and zaya introduced us to the new boo
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HOW TO GET F*CKED ROUGH BRUTALLY AND LOSE THE COURT CASE

if you look at my most gay’s porn history,
some gays think rough sex means a solid sexual experience.
i feel like rough sex can look good on onlyfans.
phatrabbitkiller,
i’m looking at you:

in the real forest,
sometimes you want to be fucked ROUGH.
like,
you walk in the door and your manz randomly throws you on the table.
i love the “make up sex” version of rough sex tbh.
i want some daddy issues.

“Yes Daddy…
light hoke

I won’t have a smart ass mouth anymore…
smack across ass

that just raises my endorphins to helium levels in my soul.
i’ll cook a negro a 5-star breakfast after that kind of shit.
rough sex can cause a lot of wear and tear on your foxhole if done too much.
it should never look like this tho:

mlb baller wolf,
trevor bauer of the dodgers,
was asked to do some brutal rough sex with ^that she-jackal.
she decided to claim he did it purposely and tried to ruin his career.
a judge ruled this via “tmz“…

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ODELL BECKHAM JR ISN’T FILLED WITH TOXIC MASCULINITY

cc: esquire magazine

i love this picture of odell beckham jr.
heart eyes city.
we go from flash brown to odell.
it’s never a dull moment in the foxhole.
you know what i really appreciate?

The number of males in the foxhole who were there for me during my times in need.

males are taught to eat,
sleep,
and fuck.
anything else is “soft” or “gay” even with some gays too.
i’ve been one that most males came to when they needed advice or a shoulder.
unfortunately,
they weren’t strong to defend me when i needed them.
i loved this moment between odell beckham jr and deebo samuels.
odell plays for the rams and deebo plays for the 49ers.
after the 49ers lost,
deebo was crying on the bench.
this is what odell did

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JUST ANOTHER #COUPLEGOALS NO MORE (STERLING SHEPARD & CHANEL IMAN)

nfl baller wolf,
sterling shepard,
and ex (?) model
chanel iman were actually a cute couple.
they were pumpin’ out kids and i was sure this #couplegoals would make it.
it seems males today are taking the steps when a relationship has come to an end.
sterling and chanel were together for 6 years,
3 years being married with two kids,
and well…

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guess who won season 30 of dancing with the stars?

“dancing with the stars” ended it’s 30th season last night.
guess who won…

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so would odell beckham jr be considered a DILF now?

nfl balls wolf
odell beckham jr,
is one of our foxhole favs.
we have followed him from blonde fo’hawk and back to black.
his sexuality has always been up to question,
but i think he let ya’ll know today he has always been straight.
he showed ya’ll how straight he is with the following annoucement his girlfriend,
lauren wood….

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