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Jesus on the main line

sometimes,
you have to jump on opportunities.
it can be scary,
but you can’t let fear dictate how you live.
i’ve lived in fear for many years of my life.
decades,
even?
that’s why when i got the following opportunity earlier this week,
i jumped on the chance.
so earlier this week.
i got a random dm that i think was “the chance”…

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you might be entitled to money from equifax (find out how)

so you know i love to put the foxhole onto things.
ya’ll are always good to me.
if you know,
or didn’t,
equifax had a massive data breach in 2017.
since equifax is a consumer credit reporting agency,
those who have credit cards (and such) were effected.
147 americans are entitled to the 425 million settlement.
the pretty vixen was one of them.
she’s the one who put me on to it earlier.
i ended up being one of them and didn’t even realize.
so now ima send it to you…

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they set up camp to be homophobic about odell beckham jr (met gala)

camp.
ironically,
that was my word of the day today.

camp (n): something so outrageously artificial, affected, inappropriate, or out-of-date as to be considered amusing

a style or mode of personal or creative expression that is absurdly exaggerated and often fuses elements of high and popular culture

that was the theme of the “met gala” last night.
as a fox,
who lives a good theme,
that always means you dress in your most outrageous.
nfl baller wolf,
odell beckham jr,
came in “his” most outrageous…
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the first male cheerleaders in the nfl are about to have their moment

everyone should have their moment.
i don’t know what your moment is,
but i hope you’re able to experience it.
the first male cheerleaders in the nfl,
quinton peron and napoleon ninnies,
 their moment is the superbowl over the weekend.
this is what quinton posted on his ig
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king james keeps the president seething

if you didn’t think he was the king before…
so lebron james is out here doing the Lord’s work.
as you know,
he just ( x opened up an elementary school ) called “i promise”.
it’s in his hometown of akron, ohio.
i bet if anyone tries to shade him,
all he gotta say is “open up a school”.
as you also know,
he called trump a bum in a tweet last year:

…and he explained more about it in a recent interview with don lemon:

well our busy and mature president found time to respond on his usual.
this is what he tweeted about lebron and even don…
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don’t get hit by some run away car because of #dotheshiggy

look at God.
everyone’s main goal for summer 2018 is to #dotheshiggy.
because of shiggy,
drake got the number one record because of this challenge.
he cut that check???
i’m glad he met up with shiggy to show his appreciation:

what accent is that drake?
as you know,
i love the challenge.
i’ve seen some interesting videos thus far.
folks been getting out of moving cars to attempt it and…
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