Category: GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN’ TIMES
john gaines jr: the new hot local dilf?
I’m here to font that John Gaines JR penis has officially become the most sought after penis in the entire forest.
there are vixens (and males) officially looking to infiltrate his circle by needing to be trained.
oh,they are looking to be trained all right.
trained nice and hard until they’re all sweaty and out of breath.
after a few weeks of speculation,
victoria monet announced what we all knew with her and john…
apple made it so you can cheat and be DL in peace with this new update
yesterday,
it took damn near a whole ass day to charge my iPhone.
after updating to ios 18,
it was things were on snail time.
it got me sooooooo vex.
Sidebar: the fact that Apple Intelligence aka Apple AI,
which is only available on new models,
is absolutely ridiculous to me.
Instead of them offering basic AI functions in this new iOS,
like for productivity use in mail and calendars,
they want you to go buy a whole new phone.
Out of control.
besides the new photos app remodel being a choice…
these folks who cheat or DL are gonna love this new feature cause…
Continue reading “apple made it so you can cheat and be DL in peace with this new update” →did shannon sharpe butt or penis dial into IG live of him allegedly at poundtown?
the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…
one of the Foxholers shares his relationship with jay hefner with us
Fonting of the Jay Hefner…
we never know who is having/has had intimate moments with others.
we think,
“oh he is straight!“,
but many of you have taught me otherwise with our conversations.
a Foxholer shared with me his relationship with jay.
he allowed me to share it with the rest of The Foxhole community…
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well i’ve got more than one condoms to last me a while…
They say the past has a funny way of circling back.
well,
this is the kind of circling back i’m into!
i recently found myself on the receiving end of a very sexy blast from the past,
courtesy of one condoms!
picture this:
a big package,
filled to the brim with condoms and stickers…
was nancy pelosi behind picking tim walz cause…?
Life was all about foreshadowing this morning.
around 7 am,
my home-wolf hit me up with a tiktok about the governor of minnesota,
tim walz.
absolutely random.
he was saying he would like walz for kamala’s vp pick.
Sidebar: my home-wolf is not into Kamala at all.
He’s a die-hard Bernie Sanders stan.
his concern: “he has that old white guy look.”
btw,
my home-wolf is white.
so i asked him if he had seen the other politicians from past and present?
biden,
trump,
nixon,
bernie,
and even jfk…
they don’t/didn’t exactly look like they swam in the fountain of youth.
just as i sent that message to him…
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