the so-called kings of the nfl got their crowns snatched at the super bowl.
hell,
it was legit handed to them tbp.
last night wasn’t just a regular super bowl:

It was a reckoning.

while the forests were preparing for a “look at how taylor reacts” glaze sesh…
and can we font about what her manz was wearing last night?

ugh.
i would NEVER let my manz walk out the door like that.
like,
WTF is that?
i know him saying ( x he didn’t like gumbo ) made the spirits MAD too.
something far more satisfying ended up unfolding…

I couldn’t help but wonder if a little solo booty play could be the key to unlocking new pleasures in the Foxhole?

we all know the real estate market is tight,
like the current dating market,
especially when it comes to finding the perfect spot.

What if the best thing you could invest in,
especially during those lonely nights,
was your very own high-rise of pleasure?

enter something many of you will like…

I’m here to font that John Gaines JR penis has officially become the most sought after penis in the entire forest.

there are vixens (and males) officially looking to infiltrate his circle by needing to be trained.
oh,
they are looking to be trained all right.
trained nice and hard until they’re all sweaty and out of breath.
after a few weeks of speculation,
victoria monet announced what we all knew with her and john…

yesterday,
it took damn near a whole ass day to charge my iPhone.
after updating to ios 18,
it was things were on snail time.
it got me sooooooo vex.

Sidebar: the fact that Apple Intelligence aka Apple AI,
which is only available on new models,
is absolutely ridiculous to me.
Instead of them offering basic AI functions in this new iOS,
like for productivity use in mail and calendars,
they want you to go buy a whole new phone.
Out of control.

besides the new photos app remodel being a choice…

these folks who cheat or DL are gonna love this new feature cause…

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

Fonting of the Jay Hefner…

we never know who is having/has had intimate moments with others.
we think,
“oh he is straight!“,
but many of you have taught me otherwise with our conversations.
a Foxholer shared with me his relationship with jay.
he allowed me to share it with the rest of The Foxhole community…

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