we didn’t realize what we were watching

millennials are now getting the horrors of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans behind the shows we grew up watching.
what a time to be alive!

/s

there are gonna be future generations watching the 20s and shaking their heads too.
influencers?
this political climate?
music for the drug addicted and suicidal?

there was a time when we watched america’s next top model as pure entertainment.
we laughed.
we quoted it.
we argued about winners like it was the super bowl.
so many iconic memes and gifs came from that show like:

we didn’t question the cruelty because we were focused on being entertained.
did we really believe those vixens would become top models?
we sure did,
the same way we believed other shows would create idols,
survivors,

and millionaires.
watching “reality check: inside america’s next top model” on netflix felt like…

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guys, kelly rowland is a “special guest/opening act” and that’s okay

I reallllllllllllllly want to go to this Brandy and Monica concert.
My millennial heart is bursting with FOMO.
My current budget isn’t allowing me to be great.

as a millennial,
i was there when kelly rowland launched her solo career.

“dilemma” with nelly is one of my fav songs and i was excited for her album to drop.

Who told her to release “STOLE” as her first single?

that entire debut album rollout was tragic.
i’m still annoyed “haven’t told you” wasn’t even a promo single.
her second album,
ms kelly“,
was a much better single wise but of course…

bey to help push it.
atm,
many of us were shaking our heads at her movement during that time.
it didn’t help they were always asking her about be during her album drops.
she always had good songs on her albums but it was like they were sabotaging her.
so when i saw she is opening for brandy and monica on their tour,
i saw people upset that she is their opening act

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i thought DEI hires were useless? well, they sure did win the super bowl

the so-called kings of the nfl got their crowns snatched at the super bowl.
hell,
it was legit handed to them tbp.

last night wasn’t just a regular super bowl:

It was a reckoning.

while the forests were preparing for a “look at how taylor reacts” glaze sesh…
and can we font about what her manz was wearing last night?

ugh.
i would NEVER let my manz walk out the door like that.

like,
WTF is that?

i know him saying ( x he didn’t like gumbo ) made the spirits MAD too.
something far more satisfying ended up unfolding…

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i want you to get into these cheeks

I couldn’t help but wonder if a little solo booty play could be the key to unlocking new pleasures in the Foxhole?

we all know the real estate market is tight,
like the current dating market,
especially when it comes to finding the perfect spot.

What if the best thing you could invest in,
especially during those lonely nights,
was your very own high-rise of pleasure?

enter something many of you will like…

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john gaines jr: the new hot local dilf?

I’m here to font that John Gaines JR penis has officially become the most sought after penis in the entire forest.

there are vixens (and males) officially looking to infiltrate his circle by needing to be trained.
oh,
they are looking to be trained all right.
trained nice and hard until they’re all sweaty and out of breath.

after a few weeks of speculation,
victoria monet announced what we all knew with her and john…

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apple made it so you can cheat and be DL in peace with this new update

yesterday,
it took damn near a whole ass day to charge my iPhone.

after updating to ios 18,
it was things were on snail time.
it got me sooooooo vex.

Sidebar: the fact that Apple Intelligence aka Apple AI,
which is only available on new models,
is absolutely ridiculous to me.
Instead of them offering basic AI functions in this new iOS,
like for productivity use in mail and calendars,
they want you to go buy a whole new phone.
Out of control.

besides the new photos app remodel being a choice…

these folks who cheat or DL are gonna love this new feature cause…

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