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#YouTryinToGetThePipe?

foxes and vixens,
how many of us have heard that line before?
i wonder how many times ive used the word “pipe” on ijf?
anyway baller wolf jr smith of the knicksjr-smith-tattoo-1jm_zps3d2adb22…wants to give his “pipe” to a willing taker.
well not YOU per say,
but this 18 year old vixen caught him up something sweet yesterday

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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Kim Kardashian Memory Is Slippin’ Since She Got Some Sperm In Her

this is a weird interview i was sent today.
anything from the kardashian camp is usually weird.

kim and kourtney made an appearance on david letterman last night.
he asked kim about her still being married to “what’s his name“.

anyway, i found her answers interesting

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I Need Kris Jenner To Do My PR for The Foxhole

She can turn shit to sugar, can’t she?
She can put a zombie on bath salts on tv and make us buy whatever it is selling.
Drool.
Finger.
Whatever lol.

The Kim stans are rejoicing today!


Their queen has made nice with another queen
…and her loyal subjects are about to riot.

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Kanye West Is In Love With Kim Kardashian (High on Thera Flu)

…and took some shots at Kris Humphries while he was at it.


Kanye decided to share his latest feelings on a song called Thera Flu.
I got ten emails about it from industry folks to listen to this.
I knew this was serious.
Drop down to hear the song…

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DeShawn Stevenson Has A Big Cake… Oh, and it was his birthday too.

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Something about Deshawn Stevenson turns me on.
He isn’t the FINEST Wolf… but there is something about it.
Maybe, because he is bow legged.
Maybe because he has some low key cakeage.
Or, maybe he just looks like he knows how to tear your shit right OPEN.
Yeah, so the LAST part for me.
I have low key wanted to let him beat since he played for the Wizards.
Well, he had a birthday party recently and my lust-rush came rushing back…

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Kim Kardashian Stay Getting Fucked… Literally.

MediaTakeOut.com woke up this morning and was SHOCKED with what we found. A NEKKID pic of Kanye West .. .. giving BACKSHOTS to a CELEBRITY!!!

We confirmed that the pic is indeed AUTHENTIC. And the woman in the pic . . . well we ain’t just yet. But let’s just say that when you find out WHO it is that Kanye was FREAKIN OFF . . . you’re jaw will fall ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!!!

We’ll reveal shortly . . . Developing . . .

I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiink… I know who is responsible for this joint…

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