I’ve learned that just because you hit happy hours,
vent about annoying bosses in co-worker group chats,
and share a cubicle doesn’t mean you’re sharing true friendships.
work and industry relationships doesn’t equal loyalty.
when co-workers turn on you,
the paper cut from your walking papers can sting.

drake,
a wolf once inked his so-called friendships onto his skin,
watched those same folks ghost him after he was skull dragged.
he came out with a recent freestyle questioning their loyalty…

This is what they think King James looks like in AI.
Hmm.
Those digital pecs “bees” sitting tho.

we all know that lebron king james is a big ‘n’ tall nba baller wolf.
you all know how i feel about him.
it is no doubt that many are trying to ride that meat mountain into the sunset.
he recently went viral of twitter because its seems these two people wanted him in a threesome…

kim kardashian is slowly starting to grow on me.
yup,
i fonted it.
ay yi yi.
what is this timeline i’m in?
who am i?
who are you?
so kim is taking skims to a whole other level…

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i’m gonna keep on fonting it until i’m blue in the face:

Lebron James has the BEST bawdy in the NBA.

…period.
he is stupid tall,
dumb thick,
and don’t get me started on that ignorant tail of his.

 

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everyone talks about it.
honestly,
in my opinion,
i think he is really handsome too.
you know i have a thing for noses too.
one thing about lebron is he knows how to wear clothes.
the other day,
he showed up in shorts to a game and…

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i think many people who “make it” end up having buyer’s remorse.
we always forget about:

“In the Honeymoon Phase”

you’d think a baller wolf like lebron james would never feel lonely.
beautiful wife,
amazing kids,
celebrity friends,
and a shit ton of accolades.
he tweeted this the other day…

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^this was my face at the end of squid game.
i’ll be the first to tell everyone about the last 15 minutes:

“Hated it.”

everyone had that same review as well.
now the whole show wasn’t terrible,
but because the decision-making of ^that red haired bozo annoyed my spirit.
it seems like my nba baller wolf fav,
lebron “king” james,
felt the same way:

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LeBron and AD discuss their thoughts on Squid Game and I briefly lose my professionalism pic.twitter.com/HWP1tHi8oK

— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) October 13, 2021

“Get on the flight and see your fucking daughter.”

my sentiments exactly!
well the director,
hwang dong-hyuk,
didn’t like lebron had to say and well via “cnet“…

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