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king james shows us how he gets tremendous power in his glutes

king james puts in a lot of work.
even on lock down,
he is very dedicated to his craft.

 

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All band and core work! Let’s work folks! Who with me??? #StriveforGreatness🚀

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you know his work out routine is intense af,
especially when it comes to his legs and glutes.
oh the glutes!
yes!
yes!
running up and down the court,
you know your lower half is where all the power lies.
king james takes his glute game very serious…

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lebron james needs to be in the espn body issue (period)

why hasn’t lebron james been in the espn body issue?
he is the body issue.
all those issues,
and he hasn’t graced the pages to bless us with the meats.

he posted a video of him working out for “space jam 2” on his stories and well…

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king james: in the thick of it all

king james is thick.
i know he thick.
you know he thick.
he know he thick.
this is the video is put upon his ig…
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my owner lets me take yearly vacations and approves my sick days, he does

this is one of those “dumb” moments we all have.
the one where after we say something,
we catch ourselves with a heavy wait a minute….
so nba baller wolf,
king james,
said on his hbo show,
“the shop”:

“In the NFL they got a bunch of old white men owning teams and they got that slave mentality,” James said. “And it’s like, ‘This is my team. You do what the f— I tell y’all to do. Or we get rid of y’all.’ ”

…which is a solid opinion.
the combine is like a modern day slave auction.

well nfl baller wolf for the chargers,
antonio gates,
disagrees with what king james had to say.
he gon’ say on “tmz sports”

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the one thing king james can’t rule is his hair follicles

the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:

his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
like,
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
sheesh.
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
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