why hasn’t lebron james been in the espn body issue?
he is the body issue.
all those issues,
and he hasn’t graced the pages to bless us with the meats.
he posted a video of him working out for “space jam 2” on his stories and well…
king james is thick.
i know he thick.
you know he thick.
he know he thick.
this is the video is put upon his ig…
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this is one of those “dumb” moments we all have.
the one where after we say something,
we catch ourselves with a heavy “wait a minute…“.
so nba baller wolf,
said on his hbo show,
“In the NFL they got a bunch of old white men owning teams and they got that slave mentality,” James said. “And it’s like, ‘This is my team. You do what the f— I tell y’all to do. Or we get rid of y’all.’ ”
…which is a solid opinion.
the combine is like a modern day slave auction.
well nfl baller wolf for the chargers,
disagrees with what king james had to say.
he gon’ say on “tmz sports”…
the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:
his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
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if you didn’t think he was the king before…
so lebron james is out here doing the Lord’s work.
as you know,
he just ( x opened up an elementary school ) called “i promise”.
it’s in his hometown of akron, ohio.
i bet if anyone tries to shade him,
all he gotta say is “open up a school”.
as you also know,
he called trump a bum in a tweet last year:
…and he explained more about it in a recent interview with don lemon:
well our busy and mature president found time to respond on his usual.
this is what he tweeted about lebron and even don…
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