Have you ever told a Straight Wolf about you?
Not any Straight Wolf, but the one you real cool with.
He is pretty much your best friend (do people still have those these days?)
He will call you when he was Vixen, or any problem for that matter.
He has no issue taking off his shirt or walking around in his drawz.
But, he will also, for some odd reason, act like you are his man… low-key.
And then when you think the coast is clear for you to be bold,
“YO CUT THAT GAY SHIT OUT…”
but will then do some other suspect shit on a later date.
I have only one of those.
I like to call these types “Straight Gay”.
They do the gayest shit but are straight… I think.
This “Straight Gay”and I talk to each other a lot, but when we text, he says the most SUSPECT things to me.
“yo if i was to be gay, no homo, id be the one giving pipe.”
“naw kanye would be the bottom.”
“no homo but you think trey songz is bottom? what bout bow wow?”
(like what you know a top and bottom is???)
“no homo, but you real handsome and you have the perfect lips.”
And then it is like he admires me and always tries to compare himself to me.
But, a Fox wants to know whats the deal!
So I say “FUCK THIS” and do a bold move right back…
and then I’m hit with:
“YO CUT THAT GAY SHIT OUT!”
Not in the “homophone” way, but in the “i dunno why you said that?” playing stupid way.
But, why is it he wants to act like my man and tell me what to do?
We got into an argument one night and you would have thought he was Daddy.
All because I did the opposite of what he said.
WHY DID IT TURN ME THE FAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK ON!!!!!!!
I love when a Wolf puts me in my place in that aggressive tone.
His voice was all deep and he sounded like he was ready to throw me over his shoulder and…
… AND see that is the part that fucks me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it fucks you up too.
He sort of protects you.
He will fuck anyone up that you point at.
He even cannot stand the muthafuckas you tell him about.
But as soon as you even think he is slowly slipping and you make your move…
he hits you with the:
“YO CUT THAT GAY SHIT OUT!”
It’s like you want to yell:
THEN YOU CUT YOUR STRAIGHT GAY SHIT OUT!
Why do these Wolves do this?
They are clearly straight… I think… but they do the gayest SHIT!
Shit that would have anyone questioning his sexuality…
… even though he fucks females and does “straight” things.
It got me thinking about Wolves who are straight and act like they straight UP want us.
Is this all a game he is playing since he “knows”?
Or, somewhere in his pea brain, is he feeling us a little bit?
And if he is feeling us, why all this back and forth jibba jabba?
They say that you should fall in love with your friend.
It is better than some common stranger on a chat line.
So, there go your friend who is Straight Gay who you fall in love with.
Is it all just a waste of our time?
Or should we hold on, get alone with him, and slip his ass a mickey?
Every other damn suspect sentence is PAUSE or NO HOMO.
Is that the Straight Wolves “GET OUT OF GAY” free card?
When it comes to this Straight Gay phenomenon sweeping various Foxholes everywhere…
is he just STRAIGHT?
Or, is he just being STRAIGHT UP GAY?
… oh, no homo.