no homo. pause. “i ain’t gay but…” all the things the straight wolves say as disclaimers for their sexualities.
since i’m gay,
and i know plenty of straight wolves,
i’m caught saying those phrases to make sure they’re not offended.
“nah, it’s okay.
you don’t have to say that with me” – they say.
peter rosenberg is so disrespectful… and i love him for it.
one thing about rosenberg is he calls it like he sees it. nicki minajlearned her lesson.
this time, he saw right though chris brown on hot97 “the realness” and proceeded to let him have it…
…. *inserts a no homo*.
Not any Straight Wolf, but the one you real cool with.
He is pretty much your best friend (do people still have those these days?)
He will call you when he was Vixen, or any problem for that matter.
He has no issue taking off his shirt or walking around in his drawz.
But, he will also, for some odd reason, act like you are his man… low-key.
And then when you think the coast is clear for you to be bold,
“YO CUT THAT GAY SHIT OUT…”
but will then do some other suspect shit on a later date.