Fuckin’ Gross

lance-gross-meeting-christal_rockso ya’ll know i use to be on the “lance gross train” heavy.
i got off somewhere between “then” and “now”.
lance celebrated his birthday in vegas at rehab,
where he got some birthday cake.
you know what kinda cake i mean…

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x picture from lance’s instagram

i’m glad he announced she was black.
we know lance likes nothing but light and brite.
did he get a birthday cake…
…or a pancake?
i’m trying to figure it out.
lance babe…
if you gonna get some cake,
get this:
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tumblr_mptvkdS97h1qfcsp2o1_500and if you must get a “lighter model”:

tumblr_mpns3yhmPU1qivd1ao1_500i’m just sayin.

lowkey: so is tyler lepley

Screen Shot 2013-07-14 at 9.12.28 PM…the new lance gross?
we will see.
btw:

happy b’lated b’day lance!

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

14 thoughts on “Fuckin’ Gross

      1. Training Camp isn’t here yet ….. more to come! But it was blown out of proportion by bloggers and the MediaFakeOut mentality to be the first to post.

  1. Vomit crept up my throat for a second.
    Wtf? He couldn’t get Cubana Lust to shake some real cake in his face?

  2. That girl in the pic looks like all the air has escaped from that ass. Probably it’s the lighting, but she doesn’t look black btw. S/N: I think that I may have found Josh’s Instagram; the dude from catfish. Check it out

    instagram.com/kingheartthrob

  3. I heard back at howard he was a super loser. Besides this is the case of another darkie loving light brights…..when oh when will dark skin men love their kind….never i guess? Oh well..

  4. That’s a small cake he’s munching on. That’s not enough for me lol. It wouldn’t bother me if she was white. If that’s what he wants, I can’t knock it.

  5. Lance addressed this blog on this Instagram right after this entry was posted Lolol! “BITCH don’t kill my vibe”. Jamari coming up! Some of y’all was mean as shit so I think he felt some kind of way.

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