i was gonna post my fav pic of lance gross for this entry,
but i can’t find it.
ugh.
so we’ll use this:

…as back ups to prove no point other than “dark chocolate is good for us“.
lance has a good eye for clothes cause i always love many of his looks,
but unfortunately:

he doesn’t have a good eye for hair color

i’m with his mother on this one…

morris chestnut in “the best man” strengthened my attraction to males.
 the feelings i had during ^that scene…

and this one:

taye diggs didn’t stand a chance.
his character,
lance,
was super masculine but the right type of emotional.
it was a turn-on for me.
i’d like to see him and foxhole fav,
lance gross,
in a movie tbh.
they both took a picture together recently and…

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listen…
i don’t know if it’s fatherhood,
or that fur he put on top of his head,
but lance gross got finer than usual.
i mean,
he has always been fine,
but something is different about him.
lance is also one of the “00s sexy dark wolf” pioneers.
kofi seems to have snatched that title,
but lance is still a teenage chocolate dream.
well i think everyone forgot lance is an acting wolf.
he had to shave his mustache and beard for a recent role.
he put up this new picture of the final result and well…
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lance gross is still #wolfgoals.
remember when he was a staple in the foxhole?
he had a cub,
got married,
and vanished off the radar.
well he has been making a come back.
when he posted this on his ig…
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look at lance gross…
Continue reading “GPS: Lance Gross At 2016 Luda Day Weekend” →

i’m going to try and write this one without weeping.
okay there goes a tear…
anyway word in the forest is that lance gross and rebecca jefferson,
his fiance and baby’s mother…
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