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Lance Gross Doesn’t Do The Right Thing For Ya’ll With This Missing Beard

listen…
i don’t know if it’s fatherhood,
or that fur he put on top of his head,
but lance gross got finer than usual.
i mean,
he has always been fine,
but something is different about him.
lance is also one of the “00s sexy dark wolf” pioneers.
kofi seems to have snatched that title,
but lance is still a teenage chocolate dream.

well i think everyone forgot lance is an acting wolf.
he had to shave his mustache and beard for a recent role.
he put up this new picture of the final result and well…
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Lance Gross Reclaims His Role As “Vintage Wolf Penis”

lance gross is still #wolfgoals.
remember when he was a staple in the foxhole?
he had a cub,
got married,
and vanished off the radar.
well he has been making a come back.
when he posted this on his ig…
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GPS: Lance Gross At 2016 Luda Day Weekend

PAW_6555look at lance gross
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Say Goodbye to Lance Gross

Screen Shot 2015-05-23 at 11.35.55 AMi’m going to try and write this one without weeping.
okay there goes a tear…
anyway word in the forest is that lance gross and rebecca jefferson,
his fiance and baby’s mother…
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Lance Gross Is “Fifty Shades of #Bae”

Screen Shot 2015-02-10 at 11.14.21 PMyou know over the years,
ive supported lance gross and his career.
he has definitely been a foxhole favorite.
not only is he a good actor,
but he is also an amazing photographer.
celeb photographer that is.
well lance had a shoot inspired by “fifty shades of grey”.
his is cleverly called “fifty shade of #bae”.
he acquired don benjiman,
rob riley from hit the floor,
terrence j,
king bach from vine,
dj damage,
mila j,
and angela simmons for the shoot.
well…
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Lance Gross Is Allegedly Off The Market (Kleenex To Your Left)

Screen Shot 2014-07-11 at 6.54.13 PMso this was weird.
not the picture.
although that looks weird.
anyway today i was walking to work and i said:

“i haven even seen lance gross in a minute.
i wonder what dark chocolate wolf is up too…”

…randomly.
maybe because i made some hersheys dark chocolate cookies the other night.
eh i dunno.
well i guess i got my answer from hip hollywood today…
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