Lance Gross Is Allegedly Off The Market (Kleenex To Your Left)

Screen Shot 2014-07-11 at 6.54.13 PMso this was weird.
not the picture.
although that looks weird.
anyway today i was walking to work and i said:

“i haven even seen lance gross in a minute.
i wonder what dark chocolate wolf is up too…”

…randomly.
maybe because i made some hersheys dark chocolate cookies the other night.
eh i dunno.
well i guess i got my answer from hip hollywood today…
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Fuckin’ Gross

lance-gross-meeting-christal_rockso ya’ll know i use to be on the “lance gross train” heavy.
i got off somewhere between “then” and “now”.
lance celebrated his birthday in vegas at rehab,
where he got some birthday cake.
you know what kinda cake i mean…

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Put It In My Hair

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male grooming is one of the most important aspects for a fox.
wolves and hybrids please also apply.
you can’t be a member of the foxhole looking raggedy.
you represent me and us.

lately ive been having dry scalp.
every product i tried wasn’t working,
or would work for a little while and then stop.
i was talking to my health n beauty vixen about my hair woes.
i wanted the shiny hair like:

lance-gross

i’m always impressed with how put together he is.
well she suggested i try something.
it worked.
you know i had to relay the info…

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The Future Love Song for Kevin McCall?

one of our wolf favorites is gone ya’ll.
gone!

well not really.
he is just giving a vixen some serious peen now.
i hope she knows how to take it.
and well.
you won’t believe who he is dating

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Tyler Perry Has A Movie Coming Out… That Actually Looks Decent

the good news is,
he nor madea is in it.

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f0xasks: Would You RIDE This?

well a different kind of ride….
an f-bi sent me something asking me if i would hop on and ride it for 5 minutes?
um…

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