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i like when a man can bring the SLUT outta me (SLUT in all caps)

i am finally watching zack snyder’s “justice league“.
finally.
it’s only been like a few weeks since it released on hbo max,
but whatever.
i’ve shaken off my depression and i’m back baby.
so i’m into this shit even though i cannot remember the original version that was in theaters.
i’m trying to watch this movie,
but i had to pause it to record this for my ig stories…

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omari hardwick wants us to look at his bawdy as he talks about the george floyd verdict

i knew someone who interviewed omari hardwick during his “power” days and she said:

“That little muthafucka can talk.
I couldn’t even use the whole interview.”

apparently,
he had all the vixens in the office salivating,
but he is can be too much.
her words.
not mine.
omari hardwick isn’t “ghost” from power.
the swag that ghost has is absent.
we have established this tho.
he puts the weirdest shit on his social media.
ย this is what he put up for george floyd’s verdict…
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trevante rhodes, his biceps, and muscular butt was out here slanging the peen in a movie

oh,
trevante rhodes.

ooooooooh,
trevante rhodes.
some of the males we lust after in entertainment,

we hope to see them in a sex scene in a movie or tv show.
a porn leak is God giving gifts to his special children.
i’ve crossed ll cool j,
dmx,
miguel angel silvestre,
matthew mcconaughey,
brandon bell,

y’lan noel,
and jay ellis off my fantasies who have slanged good peen in scripted productions.
trevante rhodes,
with those biceps and that chest of his,
has always been one of my fantasies i’d love to see in a sex scene.
i guess my prayers were answered.
trevante was out here slanging the peen to audra day in “the united states vs billie holiday” and well…

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“oh hi everyone! let me introduce you to my fine ass husband!”

now,
this is a challenge i can get with.
if my partner has a nice bawdy,
as private as i am,
i might take a video/picture of:

Trying to balance a Funko Pop on his bicep
Washing clothes on his abs

you won’t see his face,
but you’ll see a bawdy part or two.
gabrielle union and drew sidora might be trying to do a new challenge with their husbands,
dwyane wade and ralph pittman

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kellon deryck wants us to remember who has the biggest meat of them all?

hair wizard to the stars,
kellon deryck,
was everything to me.

not saying he isn’t,
but the attraction went on a low temp a long time ago.
he started doing a little too much once the fame started rolling in.
for his first thirst trap of 2021,
he posted a picture the other day and i felt the familiar tingle he use to provide…

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model matthew noszka got some alleged revenge porn pipe leakage?

i don’t know WHERE i firs =t saw matthew noszka,
but i followed him on the spot.
i know it was on snapchat,
but i don’t know where i saw him the first time.
i think i saw this:

 

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A post shared by Matthew Noszka (@matthew_noszka)

…and followed asap.
he is a model and has contracts with calvin klein and nike.
he had a part on “star” too.
well on the day of the solar conjunction,
his sex tapes allegedly leaked and…

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