imagine finding out you were having the gay sex with a married bishop randomly

Okay let’s get light weight messy…

it’s one thing to be discreet,
or even DL,
as a single male.

It’s another to be an alleged married pastor on the DL whose getting his butt cheeks pulverized.

this is where i start to judge and can’t defend if they get outed.
the one thing i hate about church is:

It has taught people how to be good liars for the people of the Lord.

OF creator,
jrock,
posted about a bishop that he has been allegedly dickin’ down for a year.

how did he find out?
he didn’t even know his alleged receiver was a bishop until…

He was randomly sent his sermon.

everyone meet bishop fred matthews II:

x SEE A QUICK REEL

this is him and his wife:

honestly,
i continue to blame society and that toxic christianity.

anyone who grew up in the church knows how secretive it is.
you see how the servers for grindr crash during the RNC.
they don’t call it ( x the grindr superbowl for nothing ).
it doesn’t even have to be gay sex either:

Adultery
Stealing
Gossiping

if all of this is true,
i’m sure this will be handled the way the past ones are.
either:

Ignore and say it is an attack from the devil
Lock down all social media pages from further comments
Send me a message about my entry as the others have
Have a big sermon about it on Sunday
Talk about it in group chats how “they knew something wasn’t right with the Bishop

They’ll bow down and be loyal anyway because whats a little cheating in 2025

or,
the bishop will make it exciting and call jrock a liar that will lead to:

Texts
Pictures of post sex
Sex tapes
Sperm samples
Cashapp/Apple Pay receipts

it’s best to go with the first option.
church people forget quickly.

lowkey: have we ever gotten a fine pastor getting outed before?

3 thoughts on “imagine finding out you were having the gay sex with a married bishop randomly

  1. Some black churches have been a hot bed for undercover dl escapades!!! Not surprising at all!!! Why expose?? I don’t get it!

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