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jussie smollett’s lawyer claims the joker allegedly jumped jussie

i mean,
when you have trump mad af on twitter:

…OH,
jussie IS the embarrassment to our nation?
well,
he must be stopped then.
*super side eye commences*
well jussie’s lawyer is allegedly still talking.
the foot is down the throat continues here via “the daily mail“…
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they dragged the life outta moe

pineapples sure know how to cancel themselves.
it’s that “low income mentality” that fucks them up each time.
moe,
aka @lifewitmoe,
is like any other r. kelly fan.
he sees the freaky lyrics and not the disgusting behavior.
he also seems to be a lowkey homophobe too.
a foxholer alerted me that he was getting dragged on twitter.
this is what he allegedly tweeted from his twitter

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how tight can you clench your butt cheeks in full “scared af”?

 

so imagine taking your canoe out on a nice summery type day.
you might not have a canoe,
but go along with the scenario.
all of a sudden,
you in the middle of this lake and can’t go any further.
you stuck,
but on what?
well foxhole…
can we add this to the scenarios that’ll make you poop your pants?…
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i didn’t know it could get that big (scared tf outta me)

 

the ocean fascinates me.
other than animals,
i can watch ocean docs all day.
we truly don’t know what really lurks beneath the surface.
you not gonna tell me some gigantic octopus isn’t waiting to make it’s debut…
well i’ve been very interested in checking out the new,
“the meg”,
which hit theaters today.
it’s about a gigantic shark called “megalodon”.
one that really existed ( x 2.6 million years ago ).
i didn’t know a shark that big could really exist.
it wasn’t until i saw this scroll down my twitter feed yesterday.
it was from “today” in australia and well…
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Saquon Barkley’s Vixen Kinda Ruined His Sex Appeal Before It Began

for the wolves who are trying to play “the fantasy”,
it’s best we don’t hear from their s/o.
i mean i get it.
their usually claiming his meat,
but saquon barkley’s vixen had to be so corny about it.
so as you know,
saquon made his debut in this year’s “espn body issue”.
this is what his vixen,
@annacongdon,
put on her social media…
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Kellen Wilson Jr Is Getting Drafted To The CBD (Cell Block D)

ex baller wolf,
kellen winslow jr,
use to be so sexy to me when he was in the league….

…but now that he’ s out of the league,
he is about to go to jail for life.
charges?
 kidnapping,

rape,
and sodomy.
this is what “tmz sports”had to font…

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