this king does OF right (from my POV)

i love males who do OF right.
they don’t play games or make you pay extra fees.
they don’t ghost you after you paid a grip for a 2 minute video either.
they slide you content,
at a relatively afforable price,
and their OF usually FREE.99
.
if you are a consistent customer,
they make sure you get exclusives.

gay males and vixens are usually really good on OF tbh.

Straight males,
however,
can be TRASH on there.

i wish more gay males would punish scamming like businesses who pulled DEI.
i will font tho that i’m ecstatic that…

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he brings the heat at 4am

11pm to 3am entertainment is already when things get spicy,
but I wonder how hot it gets at 4am?

well a wolf named devante has that covered.
sidefont: i feel like that has always been a hood name for a sexy mofo.
i’ve met some real cute “devantes”.
well,
Foxhole meet this devante from baltimore…

…but devante has a secret.
a pretty big secret.
one that he pulls out at 4am,
which is way past the “11pm to 3am” curfew…

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we told you not to vote for an OF scammer

I’m starting to think our new president is similar to an OF scammer.

i’m starting to to think those who voted for him are not that bright either.
well,
he did say he likes the uneducated.

so let’s use an OF scammer without fonting names

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if i was a big breasted white woman, i’d be a top earner on OF

i fonted it.
i sure did.
if i was white with the whole big breasted like this:

shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeett.
“you want a taste of these torpedo tits?
sign up for my OF.”

So I have a question about OF…

you know you’ll see a OF male of the swamp with a headline:

“Top 10%”
“Top 0.1%”

…or something to that effect.
it makes it seem like they’re making big bank on OF.
i just peeped a list that was released about the top earners on OF

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the self help guru who throws a mean penis

On social media,
it seems all the attentionistos have a grift.

personal training,
massage therapy,

but my favs are the ones who do relationships advice.

some are genuine; others are clearly selling well packaged bullshit for sex.
one of my Foxholers sees right through the following self help guru attentionisto.
his grift seems to be:

“I’m going to give relationship advice/be a life coach…
if it helps bang as much holes as possible.”

i saw a video of him throwing a mean penis and instantly hit up my Foxholer…

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where did my pretty penis go?

Oh,
where,
Oh where…

twitter,
IG,
and OF are all gone.
The Foxhole has been barking about the following missing pretty penis

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