i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

 

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the way he was tossing his hair in full dramatics

i mean,
you’d be acting dramatic too!!!
how in THEEEE FUCKKKK is that jackal gonna get un-stuck from him?!?!?
like,
what kind of operation does that even entail?

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imagine being so excited to get on his dick,
he lubes his dick up nice and wet,
you thrust onto him…

…and thats it.
he screams out to his mother and you think it’s because you got that good shit,
but it’s really because the skin of his dick ripped off inside your hole.
operation panic attack.

i feel like this has to be a joke tho.
super glue is not a sticky substance like lube.
super glue dries down pretty quickly and the wolf’s hands would get stuck to everything,
including his own dick before he could even enter anyone.

 

right

lowkey: now if she mixed the krazy glue in the lube…
imagine that fox having to shit?

i’m internally screaming.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

11 thoughts on “i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

  1. I remember growing up, there was a story about a local pastor on the DL and wife put superglue in his lube and got stuck in the other man.

  2. You have to actually use ur hand to lube up! You would notice.

    But Jamari, wasup w the book club discussion?

  3. Haha it was the dramatic hair flips for me! Lol
    Clearly this is all acting!
    You already know in Africa, nobody gon be that kind to you if they find you in an act like that. Lol

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