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i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

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andrew gillum’s comeback will be televised

how long does a “comeback” usually take?
andrew gillum clearly wants his comeback to happen now.
the rona and his scandal has kept him down long enough.
he’s about to have a sit down interview on a major platform in a week…
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her husband thought her teeth would look better on the floor

as i was podcasting last night,
a foxholer sent me this story that i mentioned it while on air.
we have fonted about many things over the years,
but this story had me in a whole state of wtf.
a wife had 3 kids with her husband,
but come to find out,
none of the kids were his.
so this is what he did (viewer discretion is strongly advised)…

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Jeremy Meeks Is Probably In 4 Billion Dollar Pussy At The Moment

i was waiting for this scandal.
i knew it would be cumming sooner or later.
ironically,
the snow bunny probably doing it on a yacht as you read.
so the internet made jeremy meeks famous.
his mugshot got him a good career as a full time model.
well with this new found fame also came new found pussy.
he has allegedly decided to leave his wife to reap the benefits.
this is what the daily mail had to say…
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“We’re Expecting Twins… and My Hubby Likes The Menz”

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not with kevin trollin’ for male company as his wife sleeps on that love seat…
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Soooooo The Retired Baller Wolf Got Banged To Death?

hi-res-ae1f19876139829982360ac7d34e7404_crop_northso i have been so involved with the orlando massacre,
i completely missed this story.
thank you to the f-bi who updated me.
so former dl,
no pun intended,
baller wolf by the name of bryan robinson,
was found dead in a hotel room.
the problem is that bryan robinson may have actually been dl.
he may have gotten banged into heaven too.
uhhhhhhh huh.
check out the low down via tmz sports
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