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jeffree star adds another bbc to his collection

jeffree star would be the perfect villain in a jordan peele movie tbh.
in my head,
the title of it would be called:

BBC

it’d be about a white hyena who get his energy from fuckin’ black males.
he’d drain the very essence that makes being black amazing.
once he does that,
he’d kill them and then move onto the next.
morbid af,
i know,
but sounds like a good ass movie.
well in real life,
jeffree went from andre marhold to another alleged bbc

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please add kanye west on the presidential ticket! we need more excitement!

is he still trying to do this?
okay,
fine,
we shall entertain it.
so kanye is asking to be written in as a candidate for the 2020 presidential race.
he released this video to help push you to get a pen and paper

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(mirror, mirror on the wall) does tyga have the prettiest penis out them all?

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this is the best picture to represent tyga.
so i’m just gonna font it that next to ( x cash out ):

Tyga has the prettiest penis out of all the leaked male rappers

like,
this was leaked from his onlyfans

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donald trump is determined to cause chaos without a batman to rescue us

^this orange hyena is gonna fuck ya’ll if you listen to him.
donald trump is a fuckin’ asshole.
┬ámany of ya’ll knew this already.
he gets the rona,
( x acts super reckless ) while in the damn hospital,
and decides to post this shit on his twitter…

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harreit tubman is about to knock kanye upside his head for us

i thought kanye was running for president in 2024.
i didn’t think he was trying to be on the ballot for this term.
either way,
i wonder if chance the rapper regrets tweeting this:

because at a recent kanye rally in south carolina,
he gon’ say about harriet tubman
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i’ll have the bat well done, please and thank you

so i’m not really into exploring when it comes to food.
i stick with my usually proteins.
chicken.
pork.
seafood.
i literally had seafood salad 2 years ago and ate an actual tentacle.
chewy,
but it was good.
others are different and into exploring other delicacies,
especially in other countries.
well in china,
the same country this whole “contagion” has started,
they are feasting on

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