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jason lee of “hollywood unlocked” should have signed an autograph and kept it moving (the scandal continues)

if ima be going through scandal hell after one night gone wrong,
ima needs it to be with someone sexy af.
call me shallow,
but i want folks to be like:

“Yeah,
I can see why Jamari lost his mind…”

rather than:

“Yeah,
Jamari has lost his mind…”

this drama with jason lee of “hollywood unlocked” is getting really messy.
in that ( x last entry ),
jason told his side.
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piercing eyes, strong jawline, big biceps, and past tweets full of hate and homophobia?

you never know when you’re gonna make it.
we live in a forest where you’re “eh” today and on the newest “it” sensation tomorrow.
you never know when your breakthrough is coming.
it could literally be around the corner.
which is why i often wonder about those who take their own lives.
are they shown in the great beyond that their blessing was coming very soon?
i’ve seen ^him before.
his name is zay from miami, flordia.

he went viral off his looks alone and i could see why.
ย guess what the forest dwellers allegedly uncovered about zay?

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brown stew chicken, plantains, and a side of maggots? (yumzo)

i’ll never forget hearing a story of a vixen going to a burger spot years ago.
she ordered onion rings and when she got them,
she saw something that stood out.

There was a fried mouse in it

i heard after she sued the restaurant and won.
they promptly got shut down and that was that.
you hear stories like this and hope it never happens to you.
everyone who knows me knows that i love curry goat.
that is my favorite thing to order from the jamaican spot.

Curry goat
Rice and peas
Mixed cabbage
Plantains
Macaroni pie

mmmmmm.
there is a story circulating on ig about this jamaican spot down in florida.
@sue.bankss went to “the dutch pot” and ordered brown stew chicken.
allegedly,
she didn’t pay extra for the maggots in her meal too…

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who knew 5 sessions of therapy could defeat the powers of a central park karen?

^she shoulda stood there and walked her dog,
but like most white she-jackals,
she couldn’t fight the urge to mind her business.
amy cooper,
aka “central park karen“,
decided to report an innocent black male who she claimed threatened her in central park.
he was watching birds.
christian cooper,
the dog watcher,
forgave her for stupidness and it seems the prosecution did as well via “daily mail“…

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how to potentially lose your business over a r&b singer’s concert during a pandemic

when you see something like ^this,
you automatically think this is before the rona.
you wouldn’t think,
during a pandemic,
that this wouldn’t be a thing.

THIS WAS LAST SATURDAY NIGHT IN OHIO

foxhole,
you will never believe who was behind it via “nbc news“…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (102)

it isn’t a surprise that some parents start toxic masculinity early.
as you know,
boosie claims he had some hoe suck his 12-year-old son’s peen for his birthday.
here i am,
at 12,
still collecting happy meal toys and excited about new video game releases.
i was a gigantic nerd and i’m happy i didn’t “grow up” quickly.
hell,
i’m still a big ass kid and it has allowed me to have a youthful spirit.
it’s really disgusting how these generational curses start.
i saw this one on my twitter timeline and foxhole…

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