i was sitting at my computer table last night looking at stories being sent in.
i saw a story about britney spears.
i brace myself when i see her name in the headlines.
so it was something about her having a new song in the works.
without any further context,
i clicked the link in the email to her ig post.
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i kid you not,
i did this after the first shriek from the abyss of the banshee:
it startled me!!!
i was waittttttttttt a gaddamn minute!
tfis going on here?!
not the mary mary remix to “shackles”:
britney spears meets mary mary actually slaps so hard. 😩 pic.twitter.com/7oRnUWys9p
— amorphous (@loneamorphous) December 22, 2021
and here go this one under comments:
when was brandy‘s crown given to britney?
britney was never a vocalist by any standards.
she was an entertainer with a passing voice who sang great pop songs.
let’s call a spade a spade here and not give it more than it is.
the reason she was so popular is that she came off as genuine,
didn’t take herself seriously,
had tons of sex appeal,
made people talk about her,
and has a ton of charisma.
she posted this under the video before an alleged delete:
my white “classy” family?
if ya’ll like it thennnnnn i guess i’ll love it.
lowkey: i’ll keep saying and fonting that something is off.
my foxy/cancer senses are picking up on something.
i feel this “free britney” crowd is gonna be crickets if some shit really goes down.