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britney spears is free and naked and free and naked

britney spears is a free vixen now.
as you know,
her conservatorship is over.
her father has been removed and ( x facing charges of misconduct ).
she is also engaged to her fine wolf:

 

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so what other way to celebrate being free is by being naked

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justin timberlake does something he should have done 20 years ago?

i always say when you move on,
your wrongdoer will get their karma.
right now,
everyone seems to love them and they appear to be winning.
everything is going right for them but you still feel wronged.

CONTINUE TO MOVE ON

…and you’ll get a front-row seat for their downfall.
after years of burning bridges with so many folks,
it seems justin timberlake is seeing his karma.
the way how he treated janet and britney was absolutely ridiculous.
after the dragging he got after the recent britney documentary,
he is 20 years too late with an apology on ig

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oops i watched britney spears documentary (the jackals broke a nice thing)

ever since someone on the foxhole said britney spears dances like a cheerleader,
i haven’t been able to un-see it.
are these cheerleader dance moves here too:

i’m scared of the answer.
she always seemed inspired by janet than madonna.
well,
to me anyway.
like i fonted on my ig story over the weekend:

Britney Spears life turned out to be so sad

she always struck me as a really sweet vixen,
but many a jackal sniffed out that sweetness and used it to destroy her.
i saw a lot of folks talking about her recently and i was wondering wtf was going on.
the pretty vixen sent me her latest documentary,
the new york times presents framing britney spears” on hulu,
and it was a lot to unpack.
i had to wonder tho…

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foxhole, britney wants you to know it’s not a rose! it’s soap! (it’s just soap)

this looks like the real britney spears.
depending on who you speak to,
they’d tell you that this:

…is a designer imposter.
it’s no surprise that britney has been off for a while now.
i saw a recent video that had me put my hand to my mouth.
it was her in the tub letting us know a rose really wasn’t a rose
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why are ya’ll bullying britney spears?

Ā i was just listening to a britney spears record the other night too.

“now i’m stronnnnngggerrrrr than yesterdayyyyy…”

i got a soft spot for this one,
even though i don’t know what is going on with her.
it seems like folks have been bullying her on her ig.
folks have been talking about her recent pictures.
usually a quiet one,
she decided to respond to the backlash with this..

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making the video: britney spears addressing rumors

what…
the hell..
is going on with britney spears?
i feel like i’m always asking this question.
i miss this britney:

she had life in her eyes and her lips didn’t protrude.
so she decided to address all the recent “#freebritney” rumors.
she put this on her instagram

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