britney spears wishes she could slap someone to see what it feels like

at a young age,
the foxhole doesn’t realize i’ve had my foot in the entertainment industry.
the late 90s was when i really got into that world.
when britney spears first came on the scene,
i was a stan.
from what i remember…

It felt like Britney took her first left turn when she allegedly cheated on Justin Timberlake and he made an entire song about her being a hoe.

^this really hurt her feelings and i think broke her.
the background vocals of the word “hoe” would break anyone tbh.
she started being rebellious when folks turned on her for him.
just like folks turned on janet for him.
hmmmmmm.
ya’ll remember she got married in vegas for a few hours to some random?
when she met kevin federline,
thats when the sharper left turn happened.
after that blew up in her face,
she went even wilder.
don’t even get me started on paris hilton and lindsay lohan saga.

they were on cnn every single night for something.
nancy grace use to have nightly segments about their antics.
folks was literally predicting she would die.
so when i read something like this

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if ya’ll think you’ll be seeing britney on a stage again, i got news for ya

*sometimes,
people do more harm than good to the mentally ill.

 my favorite britney performance would have to be “slave 4 u” in 01.
01 was a sad year for me but i found comfort in her.
my late mama liked her too.
she killed the stage at the vmas during her prime.
she had tigers,
snakes,
and what looked like the cast of “cats”.

ya’ll didn’t have to tell me she probably would never perform again.
per baller alert

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mary j blige made a mistake thanking people behind britney’s conservatorship

i didn’t watch the ’22 billboard music awards last night.
award shows don’t really hit like they use to.
half the time,
the “stars” are a bunch of people from tiktok.
mary j blige was awarded the icon award last night.
in her speech,
she thanked a management company named tristar:

tristar is connected to britney spears and her conservatorship…

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SAM ASHGARI WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE IS RICH AFTER MARRYING BRITNEY SPEARS

you know what?
i’m always right.
when i saw this new story about britney spears and sam asghari,
the first thing i said out loud was:

“OF COURSE HE DOES!”

why did i say that?
well…

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BRITNEY SPEARS SAID THIRD TIMES IS A CHARM?

so i’m writing up that last entry and i see britney spears on my screen.
i’m like “uh oh“.
i tend to “uh oh” about her.
once i picked up my phone and looked at the screen,
it told me this
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britney spears vocals made me fall out of my chair in wonderment!

i was sitting at my computer table last night looking at stories being sent in.
i saw a story about britney spears.
i brace myself when i see her name in the headlines.
so it was something about her having a new song in the works.
without any further context,
i clicked the link in the email to her ig post.
legit…

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