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This Is What Happens When You Xscape A Fuck Boi

for someone like tiny,
you go back to doing what you love.
i’m so happy to see the vixens of xscape back together again.
they will be performing at the essence festival this summer,
but you can see a preview of what to expect
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Chris Brown Gives The Foxhole Some Christmas Vocals

well you gotta admit…
chris brown can do better with his voice.
will he?
that’s up for debate.
so chris decided to remake a christmas song for us.
this is what he posted on his ig…
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How To Spot A Non Factor So You Can Run In The Other Direction

i got a large outpouring of questions from the last entry.

“how can you tell someone is lying about their career?”

that was the main question in every email.
now i’m not saying i’m an expert,
but being in this game,
i now have the gift of seeing when a nigga is bullshittin’.
so below i put together some tips.

this is not meant to insult anyone.
it is meant to bring awareness to BULLSHIT….

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I Made It Pretty Far Fucking and Swallowing The Right People

i went out last night…

BIG SIGH.

ima get right into it.
is every black man in NY a:

singer.
songwriter.
producer.
rapper.
model.
personal trainer.
athlete.
stylist.

?

i don’t think i have met a doctor, lawyer, or engineer in the last couple years.
i don’t even think i have met someone who wants to be behind the scenes either.
ialways meet wannabe stars and hood stars.
many of them who happen to be gay and trying to front.
or, many of them willing to be gay so they can be in front.
now granted i do work in the industry,
but it kills me the abundance of blown up heads because you have a EP.
the fact you dressed your friend automatically made you a stylist.
the fact you always winning in Rucker Park makes you a baller wolf.
or, the fact you take good pictures makes you a model.
some have talent.
some don’t.
who will make it?

i started to wonder…

Why is everyone trying to be a “star“?

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I’ll Beat Those Butt Cheeks Up (That’s The Hook Right Thurr)

being in the spotlight is tough.
especially when you chase fox tail.
you can get any you pretty much want.
what makes it hard is all the mouths around.
the ones who will tell your business because they can.
you don’t give a fuck.

bring the fox in your entourage,
make an excuse,
give him a title,
and people will forget.
duh.

better if he is a singer.
we could be doing a “song” together.

that being said,
i love when rappers and singers date.
some of the biggest collabs in the business have also ended with a solid:
pipe to buttcheek throat special remix.

listen to these stories below.
see if you can figure out who…

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Frank Got Me Wet Last Night: The Write Up

last night, i got caught in 2 storms.
the lightning storm from hell in which I forgot my umbrella at home…
…and a tsunami that is frank ocean at terminal 5 in ny.
with the amount of talking I have done about frankie,
a fox was in there like swim wear…
no pun intended

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